Ok as Jerry just talked about this whole Twitter thing is spiraling out of control. Petyon Manning isn’t the only celebrity complaining about it. Because in case you missed it Tony Larussa is actually suing Twitter for what is arguably the cruelest/funniest twitter post of all time. According to the La Russa complaint, filed last month in the Superior Court of California in San Francisco, one tweet of the now-deleted account read, on April 19: “Lost 2 out of 3, but we made it out of Chicago without one drunk driving incident or dead pitcher.” Say what you want, but that shit is funny. At least if it’s not about you it is.

Anyway in light of all these fake celebrity twitter accounts I decided to do a preemptive strike and create my own twitter page. After all international smut publishers like myself can never be too careful. It was just a matter of time until somebody created a fake El Presidente page and tried to bring down my entire smut empire with fake tweets. But now there can be no confusion. StoolPresidente is the official twitter page of Barstool Sports. Currently we have 647 followers. Not bad since it just launched on Friday. At this rate I’ll probably own Twitter by the end of the month. The only problem is I still totally don’t get it. I mean I never really understood what the point of Twitter was in the first place and now that I signed up I really don’t get it. Do people just post what they’re doing every two seconds? Is that it? Who the fuck cares? And even if people did care can’t I just update my facebook page and accomplish the same thing? Or am I missing something magical with Twitter? Because to be honest it seems pretty fucking stupid, but whatever I’ll still probably dominate the shit out of it. So if the Stoolies want me to follow me on twitter whatever that means then click here.