Not All Celebrities Are Anti Twitter….El Pres Is Tweeting Now
Ok as Jerry just talked about this whole Twitter thing is spiraling out of control. Petyon Manning isn’t the only celebrity complaining about it. Because in case you missed it Tony Larussa is actually suing Twitter for what is arguably the cruelest/funniest twitter post of all time. According to the La Russa complaint, filed last month in the Superior Court of California in San Francisco, one tweet of the now-deleted account read, on April 19: “Lost 2 out of 3, but we made it out of Chicago without one drunk driving incident or dead pitcher.” Say what you want, but that shit is funny. At least if it’s not about you it is.
Anyway in light of all these fake celebrity twitter accounts I decided to do a preemptive strike and create my own twitter page. After all international smut publishers like myself can never be too careful. It was just a matter of time until somebody created a fake El Presidente page and tried to bring down my entire smut empire with fake tweets. But now there can be no confusion. StoolPresidente is the official twitter page of Barstool Sports. Currently we have 647 followers. Not bad since it just launched on Friday. At this rate I’ll probably own Twitter by the end of the month. The only problem is I still totally don’t get it. I mean I never really understood what the point of Twitter was in the first place and now that I signed up I really don’t get it. Do people just post what they’re doing every two seconds? Is that it? Who the fuck cares? And even if people did care can’t I just update my facebook page and accomplish the same thing? Or am I missing something magical with Twitter? Because to be honest it seems pretty fucking stupid, but whatever I’ll still probably dominate the shit out of it. So if the Stoolies want me to follow me on twitter whatever that means then click here.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 06/8/09, 4:05 pm |
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The dead pitcher comment is funny?
i’d twitter her ass..
twitter is really helpful if you’re 13 years old and you need to know what the jonas brothers are doing.
but if you’re a thirty-something year old man, it sucks.
or late 20s. whatever.
How’d you come up with a name like StoolPresidente?
Yeah, that’s pretty much all it is. I thought it was going to be awesome when I started following Jenna Haze on there, but she never delivered like I thought she would. I don’t give a fuck about Jenna Haze going to starbucks, I was hoping for something like ‘took 13 inches in my ass this morning, bukkake scene this afternoon… just another day’
and if you guys want to follow me on twitter, i’m at twitter.com/barstoolpres
Didn’t you just learn how to post using your blackberry? Between that, launching BSS 2.0 and now twitter, this is a technology overload. We haven’t seen progress like this since the invention of steam combustion engine.
murda – the better comparison is nigeria figuring out electricity.
Cunts.
or that slumdog figuring out electricity the hard way. (see video below)
nice to see you are getting this “cutting edge” technology 3 years after it has been out. there are these other new things called ipods that are pretty cool too!
at least he doesn’t have to live in india anymore.
the david carradine story on the left is awesome.
that would have been a great tweet. “agggh..”
Twitter has to be the dumbest “innovation” going. I may join just to post things like “I just took a 2 lb dump” Or “there was corn in my shit” that stuff is worth knowing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w
I created an account when it first came out for the hell of it and thought it was so stupid and would never be popular. Wrong.
The fakebook people who constantly post everything they do love it.
If you want to follow the twitters of all twitters, i have three you should subscribe to…
1. Ron Artest
2. John Daley
3. Shaq
Was ElMush already taken?
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