Nothing Like Cruising Down The Highway Just Beating Your Dick Off For Everyone To See (POSSIBLY NSFW?)
Well I guess if your gonna pound off while driving you might as well own it. Like this guy has nothing to hide. He’s like hey bros, whatsup? Yeah that’s right, just getting a quick tug in. Alright I’ll catch you later! Completely unabashed by his public high speed masturbation, and frankly I have no choice but to respect his confidence.
PS – Pizza Boy called into KFC Radio last week and told everyone how he was driving across country beating his dick like it owed him money. Except he said that he had Youjizz loaded up on his cell phone and was watching that, jerking it and driving. Awful. Everyone knows when you’re masturbating and driving you leave the porn out of it. Just you, your hand, and the open road. You get off to the wind in your face and the feeling of adventure. Seriously clean up your mobile jerkoff game Pizza Boy. You’re doing it like a noob.

Don’t act like your not impressed.
Dude was pressed for time.
surprised pres didnt post this first. it’s been like 2 whole days since his last cock article
Multitasking GTJ
looks like the van from bangbus or to Neil baitbus
dudes just getting in a quick beat no problem with that
multitasking at its finest
bossmanhoss, it’s only been a few hours actually
was that neil on his way to work??
This will be taken off of YouTube sooner rather than later.
fuck man, i wish i was that guy. fuck.
surprise another article with dick in it
Nice Infiniti
6 th GEAR ?
“beating his dick like it owed him money”…haven’t heard that one before.
At least he was not texting
Sweet spinners on dat whip, boy.
it’s not youtube Harry
Can’t even be mad because I’ve done it. twice. On the same 6 hr drive.
Sad truth is with his wife and kids up in his shit all the time this is really the only alone time the poor guy’s got. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
just what we needed…another cock story.
best part was the no shirt
Save the load for a tollbooth honey
I must have seen the girls volleyball teams bus, and instinct took over.
i know a guy who got pulled over while beating it. he pulled his gym shorts up in time but the empty utz bag with jizz in it on the passenger seat gave it away
Pizza boy’s firey metal death will make a great “Does this look like the face of a guy jerking off, watching porn, and driving straight into the Grand Canyon?”
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SAY “PER USUAL” AGAIN. maybe it will make you less of a dirty fucking cunt.
Open gross lewdness = level one sex offense.
Sorry to bring things down.
Who has t beaten there cock like a money stealing Jew while out for a drive
Who has t beaten there cock like a money stealing Jew while out for a drive
Who has t beaten there cock like a money stealing Jew while out for a drive
Who has t beaten there cock like a money stealing Jew while out for a drive