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Was he crying?  THERE IS NO CRYING IN FAKE GIRLFRIEND DYING CATFISH STORIES!   THERE IS NO CRYING IN FAKE GIRLFRIEND DYING CATFISH STORIES!

Seriously I can’t get enough of this shit.   The best part of this coverage is how serious everybody is.  They are talking and acting as though somebody really died of Leukemia.  Like all somber and shit.   Dramatic music.  Dramatic voices.   “Manti Te’o's girlfriend dead at age 21 of Leukemia………who did not exist”    It’s hilarious.    Even the scroll on ESPN makes me laugh everytime I look at it.  It’s so preposterous.  I can’t get enough.   I guess it’s true what they say. Rule 1 of having a serious girlfriend. Try to meet her first. Day 1 stuff really.