Jerry Take on the ND Situation: Te’o Fell For the Old Fake Girlfriend Who Dies Scam
Notre Dame’s Statement via Facebook – On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.
Dennis Brown University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President
So there you have it. Manti Te’o, his parents, the school, the team, and the entire Notre Dame family were victims of a hoax. Someone played the old “Fictional Girl on the Internet Who You Think Is Your Girlfriend Until She Fake Dies” on Manti and he fell for it. As any trusting, caring soul like him would. He’s not the perpetrator. It’s whoever broke his heart by inventing a fake chick on Twitter that he thought was his girlfriend even though she never existed that’s to blame. He’s just a victim. That settles that. Let’s move along folks. Nothing to see here. Please disburse. Nothing to see here.
PS. If it turns out Te’o is behind all this, fuck him. But he’ll be Jacksonville or Buffalo’s problem next year, not mine.
PPS. If it turns out Knute Rockne faked George Gipp’s death, I’m losing the will to live. @JerryThornton1
Hey Jerry, it’s a good thing that you checked to see whether or not El Pres posted the exact same story 10 minutes before you.
is this barstool Notre Dame? wtf we get it
buckle up jerry, this ones just getting started
Neil is fake
disburse?cmon…..any blog with a naked gun clip gets a A+ though
This hoax is almost as good as the blog bot called “neil”.
FINALLY, a reason to hate Notre Dame.
What is real? How do you define real? If you’re talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
you are very old
I have a fake girlfriend every night after my wife goes to bed. I call her kleenex face
Jerry is irish garbage.
Fuck Nick Kroll
Don’t even know who the guy is but now I will never watch his shitty show
Jerry fell for the same trick, his online “wife and kids.” How long have you been sending them child support?
Jerry, one thing you will like about this hoax is that there are people (half) joking that Belichick is behind all of it to make sure Te’o falls to the Pats in the draft. Gotta love those Patriots haters, huh? Idiots.
IF? He said he stayed on the phone with her for over 8 hours a night. I get the whole innocent until blah blah blah….but don’t be an ignorant asshole Jerry.
A gullible Mormon? Shocking!
Wow.
ND fans will fucking believe anything.
He did it, they knew it.
It must be tough to be gay, Mormon, and in the national spotlight, but why couldn’t he have used a real girl as his beard? This one seems so obvious to fall apart.
The saddest part? Manti and Lennay were about to take a trip around the world with the money that an exiled Nigerian prince was going to deposit in his account.
Te’o will no doubt turn to his friends Santa and the Easter Bunny for support
Good thing he broke this to Notre Dame as soon as it surfaced so he could clear it up right away… oh wait, he didn’t say anything until 2 weeks after the Heisman winner was awarded? Well, that can’t look good.
You missed the entire point. Whether he was duped by or in on the hoax isn’t relevant. Both he and ND found out it was a hoax in the middle of the season and said nothing. No, that’s not true, they kept on talking about the sob story as if it were true. The only reason Te’o was even in the Heisman running was because of a story they knew to be false. THAT’S why they’re pieces of shit.
Vote for Manti Te’o to be deported:
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Hahahahah Jerry you’re so stupid!!!!!!