It wasn’t like they were gonna win every remaining playoff game. But the Bruins’ hunger was noticeably absent (at least until the last few minutes) in last night’s 3-0 whitewash at the hands of the stellar Cam Ward and the rest of the Carolina Hurricanes.

After Carolina’s subpar series-opening dud, the former Whale Tail rebounded with a much more physical effort. But make no mistake, the key to their “W” was the sublime effort of former playoff MVP Ward, who has a James Worthy-like propensity to rise to the postseason occasion. And the message to the Black and Gold should be, “This ain’t no fruity Canadiens squad—you mofos have to bust your balls every game”.

Following a scoreless first, Joe Corvo’s bomb beat Tank Thomas for a 1-0 bad guys lead early in the second. But some serious Bruins’ brain-queefing five minutes later resulted in a final bag of lime on the Bs’ hopes for Game 2. Chad LaRose stole a Zdeno Chara pass to walk in alone on a shorthanded bid. Despite Thomas’ initial stifle, Matt Cullen potted a one-timer thanks to the Bs’ inability to pick up the trailer despite a man advantage. Eric Staal’s ENG put a cherry on top of this Sunday and the Bs now find themselves even in the series, 1-1.

Last night just wasn’t the Bs night. Normal lasers lacked mustard. Typical target-shooters were askew, and, of course, Ward played out of his mind. At the same time, this is just the Bs’ first postseason loss—the last of the 16 playoff teams to lose a game (the longest team streak since the 1977-78 version). But if they plan on playing Memorial Day weekend, they need to, quite simply, step up and play their game.

The two teams dance again Wednesday night in Laramie Country. Expect a hungry, physical Bruins team looking to avenge Sunday’s home ice embarrassment. Again, if the boys just do what they need to, they’ll be fine.

A few more buds for your fucking miserable Monday morning…

*The Wave? Seriously, idiot fan in section 324? Dude, this is a Bruins playoff game, not footsies at Fenway. Sit the fuck down and watch the game.

*”Yankees suck!”? Really, dipshit fans in 327? I don’t know why I’m surprised anymore. That’s just pathetic anytime. But particularly when the Bruins are playing Carolina and the Sox are Tampa. Just stay home next time if you’re gonna do that.

*Memo to the powers-that-be at the Fake Garden: It’s time to bust out the movie theater/bank line ropes for us unwashed masses who toil the balcony to get our playoff fix. You already spent hundreds of millions to shoehorn the sterile cookie-cutter box between the train tracks and the real Garden. Spend another few thousand for some line/crowd control. The upper bowl is already small enough. Don’t make it worse by having multiple serpentine lines every eight feet so you gotta be Indiana fucking Jones just to take a piss. And rather than just throw out a “T”-shaped set-up to let fans try to figure out, why don’t you try making an actual line? Millions of banks and cinemas do it every day. Shit, even the goddamned post office seems to nail that one. Why can’t the Fake Garden?