LA Times - The ad that made former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow and his mother, Pam, the unintended stars of Super Bowl XLIV was… a lighthearted take on a mother-son relationship… NOW president Terry O’Neill said it glorified violence against women. “I am blown away at the celebration of the violence against women in it,” she said. “That’s what comes across to me even more strongly than the anti-abortion message. I myself am a survivor of domestic violence, and I don’t find it charming. I think CBS should be ashamed of itself.”

OK, Ter. We get it. The Super Bowl is the embodiment of pure evil. It’s hell on Earth for women all over America. It’s Christmas Day for wife beaters and the 4th of July for drunks and Thanksgiving for misogynist, abusive a-holes, otherwise known as “men.” Cheerleaders are victims. Players trophy wives are slaves. And they all need angry, bitter, humorless shrews like you and the National Organization of (homely) Women to save them for our violent, oppressive male dominated patriarchy. Because of course Mrs. Tebow has a long history of abuse at the hands of her son. And like NOW says if someone doesn’t speak out against this behavior, it will lead to an epidemic of guys committing Roughing the Middle Aged Mother penalties all over the nation. The only thing I’m curious about is why Terry Baby didn’t have a problem with Betty White getting drilled into the ground in an ad that ran about 10 minutes later. I’m guessing it’s because she never saw it since she was watching Lifetime instead of the game.