Ocho Cinco Compares Celebrity Deaths to 9/11
If you’re anything like me, then in times of profound personal sadness you turn to Chad Ocho Cinco for guidance. Yesterday was certainly one of those days. And you can’t count me among the millions of Americans who, upon hearing of Michael Jackson’s untimely passing, immediately logged onto the Bengals wideout’s Twitter page for comfort, to share our grief, and for some of Chad’s trademark dose of perspective:
Okay, first Mrs. Fawcett now Mr. Jackson, please tell me that this is a mistaken rumor, if not this is just as sad as 9/11
okay not as bad as 911, its sad period, both situations my goodness people, they just said he is okay in the hospital
So then after backing off… slightly… Ocho Cinco decided that a situation of this magnitude deserved some deep contemplation:
The 9/11 was a bit over the top, i am just in an emotional state right now, bare with me while i regroup people, be back in 10 minutes
But just as 9/11 touched us all, Chad puts a personal touch on the Michael tragedy:
sorry 85 million times, today sucks man, i still have my jacket with the zippers on it, wow
Everybody need to call or reach out to someone and tell them you love them right now, especially a family member you dont get along with
From OC and my family, i love each and everyone one of yall whether i know you or not, regardless to how you feel about me i love you.
Today word is love, just tell somebody how you feel about them please, i am calling my moma right now even though we dont see eye to eye.
But if there’s one lesson that we can all learn from OC, it’s that even in the face of horrible tragedy and inconsolable grief, life must go on:
Down at fountain square enjoying the Spanish vibe and music
Doesnt the guy in the beer commercial for Dos Equis remind of that cool pimp guy in Kill Bill, anybody know who i am talking about
So I just want to say publicly, Thank you, Chad Ocho Cinco. I don’t know who I would’ve gotten through this if it weren’t for you.
Judging by his looks, i thought Ocho was smart.
sounds like a stoolie commentator
I bet Johnny Damon could find something dumber to say.
One time I had an awkward moment…. just to see what it was like.
a real fart smeller
If you listen to the rest of the interview, you would hear him explain how the holocaust never happened and how he and his family are still awaiting reparations..
Ocho Cinco is so wise…like a large black buddah covered in a golden mohawk
open foot… insert mouth
Perez Hilton thinks Chad Johnson is a shameless attention whore
That zipper jacket must be nuts.
He sounded somewhat normal until he completley changed and talked about the Spanish vibe.
PS Jackson 5 laid down some funky shit. Tributes have improved radio music.
Chad Johnson is like the Henry David Thoreau of our time.
It’s Ochocinco, Pres.
Just proves you have your head so far up Bostons sports ass that you have no clue about other things.
The only thing you should be Pres of is knowing how many times Brady whipes his ass a day.
No race has a monopoly on dumb, but damn these two are making the NAACP earn its money.
CincyLife…first off this was written by Jerry so eat shit. Secondly, do you think any of us care how this dumbass spells his fake name? Go watch the Bengals and Reds, and then jump off a cliff.
Ignoramus
Actually it’s his real name smart guy, he had it legally changed. Who cares who wrote it. It was WRONG.
Big shock, it’s not even football season and one again he posted another article about Brady.
Congrats on being just as big of douche, cocky, arrogant, pricks that the New York fans are. You have officially achieved your goal.
hey cincylife, id insult you but ive been through the natti before and there’s nothing i can say to make you feel worse than you do when you look out your window in the morning.
we’ll let you stay here for awhile though and bask in the glory of winning teams and women under 250 lbs.
cincylife,
Either quit bitching or just stop reading the blog. If you can’t handle that ep is a gay and loves tom brady and adam lambert equally you dont have to read the blog.