From: Vice President for Student Life <vicepresident@studentlife.osu.edu>
Date: November 19, 2012, 6:32:12 AM EST
To: <jacober.8@osu.edu>
Subject: Mirror Lake jump special message

 

Typical Ohio State pussies.   “Oh don’t jump in the lake because the water is too cold.   You may slip and fall down.  You could catch hypothermia.  There are rocks at the bottom so you may cut your feet.   It’s cold outside.  Bring a blankie.  You don’t want to catch the sniffles, blah, blah, blah”   So fucking soft.  Hey Ohio State jump, don’t jump I don’t give a fuck.  It don’t matter to me.   Because either way it  won’t help you beat Michigan.   Nothing will.   Brady Hoke is walking into the Horse Shoe undefeated vs. the Buckeyes and he’s going to walk out of the Horseshoe undefeated against the Buckeyes.   And there is nothing a stupid little lake jump can do to change that.   Pussies.