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The National Enquirer - O.J. Simpson is despised around the world, but inside prison, he’s treated like royalty by his gay posse! That’s the startling revelation of a former inmate, who recently served time next to the disgraced football hero at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center. With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges – and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as “The Girls,” says the source. “O.J. may be a pariah on the outside, but in prison, he’s still a somebody,” his fellow jailmate told The ENQUIRER exclusively. “He’s really tight with ‘The Girls,’” said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population. “Whenever we’d be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The ‘girls’ treated him like he was a king.”  And “Daddy Juice” really knew how to take care of his “girls”, the source said.

First Gandhi, then Martin Luther King Jr., then Nelson Mandela and now OJ.  All four men were persecuted and sent to prison, and while there, all four men learned how to change the world.  I mean, how many different ways can the Juice learn to be awesome?  Heisman trophy winner, NFL Hall of Famer, product pitchman, broadcaster, movie star, butcher, dealer of rare sports memorabilia, and now this.  Making a difference in the lives of America’s transgendered prison population.  And let’s face it, our openly gay inmates have had a rough time of it.  They’ve never gotten an ounce of respect from “The Longest Yard” to “Shawshank Redemption” to the gay orgy scene in “Jailhouse Rock,” they’ve been slandered, libeled and ridiculed.  Leave it then to one Orenthal James Simpson to reach out the olive branch and make a difference for these fine, decent and misunderstood people.  Go Juice, go!