Ok…So Who Shit In the Elevator At Endicott?
Reader Email
Over the weekend someone too a shit in the elevator of my dorm so they shut down the elevator and are charging us 280 dollars to pick up a pile of shit… how ridiculous is that?
-Nick
Ok who did it? Who shit in the elevator? Come on. Fess up. You owe $281.25. You got till sundown today to come forward. Somebody pooped and Endicott is gonna find out who did it come hell or highwater. Seriously who dropped the deuce? Be a man and own up to your crap. Other people shouldn’t have to pay for your shit clean up. It ain’t right and it ain’t fair.
D-
Isn’t $281.25 divided by a whole bunch of kids basically nothing ? What’s the big fucking deal ? Pay the $281.25 and someone should do it again and pay the fine again. Shitting in an elevator is funny…
probably some dirtbag transfer from North Shore CC.
Alright, who did it? Who dropped the doogan?
Why do you assume its a man? Equal rights prez, probably some Ko barstool warpig marking her territory.
Mail it in Friday seems to be the new trend at the stool.
I love when colleges do this shit. Bryant tried to charge everyone in my building 90 bucks to replace a toilet paper dispenser. 90 bucks each, that shit better be solid gold.
It was me. I thought I saw Dro_Man heading my way.
One time when I was at college someone shit in the elevator and then cover the shit with a nice layer of vomit, needless to say it was a mess that only dro man could handle
Maybe if they had a more efficient elevator, the defecator would have made it to their dorm room in proper time. I would put it back on the Administration for their shitty(no pun intended) elevator system.
Someone took a dookie in the urinal!
What happened to dynamite flint?? I’d love to know his take on this situation
Soooo $250 + $56.25 = $281.25 … only at Endicott!
Shitting in the common showers was a daily occurence at UMASS
Gotta love an institue of higher learning that can’t even get the math on the bill right. $25 $200 = $250.
And what the fuck kind of $25 “part” did they need to clean up a deuce, and why the fuck should it take $200 with of labor to install said part. Fuckin unions.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
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In addition to the math …
200 bucks in labor? Did it take 10 fucking hours to mop it up?
Also – the fine is 56.25? Do they just make up random numbers?
Can’t decide who is dumber – the jackass who shit in the elevator or the retard who wrote the memo.
El Salvadorian janitors are now considered “parts.”
Someone call the Hardly Boys
It was probably a dark crusty booger from an El Pres snot rocket
Tootal Jones, the labor is $200 because human waste is considered a biohazard and they need special equipment to clean it up.
I could have got 200 mexicans to clean it up, and the labor would have been $100.
@Ward: I don’t know about that. I worked at a water park once and some kid shut in the pool, and someone just picked it up and we shut down that pool for an hour.
Ward way to try and take the fun outta this you jackass! The kids in this Endicott dorm should organize a group shit in that elevator to justify being forced to pay this charge. At least then they’d get their money’s worth
“charging us 280 dollars to pick up a pile of shit… how ridiculous is that?”
Hey Nick (the kid who submitted this) — FUCK YOU!
It’s not ridiculous. They should charge you all $5,000 because it is not the job of the staff to pick up shit from the asshole little fuckers at the college who discovered beer three days ago and can’t handle it.
Also, Nick, your college is a pathetic safety school. It’s where kids who couldn’t get into a better school.
Maybe they charge that much so you fucking idiots stop shitting in the elevator. The job of the facilities department is not pick up piles of shit from drunken losers.
You have a whiny entitlement attitude, don’t ever apply for a job anywhere I work. We don’t need clueless pussies like you.
tornopen = facilities department manager.
Actually, it IS the job of the facilities department to pick up piles of shit from drunken losers, otherwise how would it get done?
Hey TORNOPEN,
Calm the fuck down you fucking blowjob…I’d love to punch you in the throat
Tornopen take out your fucking tampon and try again big guy
Shit is goin DOWN at Endicott College!!…and up.
@WetBeak — fuck you. Making pussy threats online, typical of little whiny douchebags like you.
Fuck you all. Some of you college aged or younger stoolies on here are the biggest whiniest bunch of fucking pussies I have ever encountered. Such a little sniveling bitch attitude…. ooh… someone shit in our elevator, it’s not fair i have to pay for it. Shut up asshole.
shut the fuck up. I bet 50% of your little shitheads have yet to work a day in your lives living under this illusion that whatever idiot safety school you landed at will someday make you a bigshot.
@johnnybegood — They should make the students at Endicott clean up their shit. Because with an Endicott degree, you are destined for janitor work anyway.
@tornopen – I’ve never even heard of Endicott, so I’m sure it’s a terrible school and won’t argue that point with you. But how do you make all of the students in the dorm clean up one student’s pile of shit? You really expect all of the innocent residents to go along with that? Please. The janitor’s probably like it. Easiest $281.25 they ever made. And if they split up the bill amongst all residents of the building (only fair way), it probably only costs everyone a few bucks. Can’t buy a cheaper laugh. Settle down.
Tornopen, nice try but I think it’d be best if you shoved that tampon right down your own throat. I shit the bed. It was me. Poop is funny. Cheers
@namzzum — oh, I get it, a tampon. Because girls wear tampons. Go back to your loser existence and asking yourself why you are a failure right now.
I was more annoyed with this kid’s whiny loser attitude complaining they have to pay for it to be cleaned. Grow up assholes, you all act like whiny bitches.
The school should have charged $1,000 to clean it up. No chance the other residents are turning the shitter in over a few dollars a piece.
Yeah, sounds like they got off easy to me. If someone did that in my building we would have been charged at least $500.
j
It was probably the same loathsome brute that put the dildo on Prez’ door. Most distasteful.
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