Old Lady Does A Top Notch Job Restoring Ancient Painting Of Jesus
(MSN) — It sounds like the beginning of an incredibly touching story: An elderly Spanish woman, living near an ancient church, takes it upon herself to restore a damaged 19th-century painting, “Ecce Homo.” This is when the world finally discovers the talents of an as-yet-unknown artistic powerhouse, right? Well, no: The octogenarian reportedly approached the task “with good intentions” but “without asking permission” — and the result is the slightly insane painting we see to the right.
Can anybody definitively say she’s wrong? Every Catholic is jumping down this chick’s throat about desecration and whatnot. Hold your horses, people. This could be a dead-on replica. Everybody sees Jesus differently. To some people he’s a seven foot tall, white middle easterner with 6 pack abs and a flowing mane. To Kanye West he’s Kanye West. To an elderly Spanish woman he’s an eggplant with a neckbeard and a Jew fro. They all sound equally plausible to me.
is there anything you guys don’t take right off of reddit?
^gay.. great blog
great take Feits. See you stick around long enough and Pres hires writers much much worse than you. Yes, the overall quality of the website suffers tremendously, but at least you’re not shit on as much right? Wait a minute….it’s you hiring these dumb fucks ain’t it??
The posts today are like a crucifixion.
Vagina
I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he’s a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there’s something special about him…
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.
I don’t know what reddit is and I don’t care. I do know that anybody that bitches about where the content comes from is a FUCKING LOSER
“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle’s wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m hammered drunk.”
Vagina
One day, there will be a whole comments section without some cocksucker bitching about Barstool taking shit from Reddit. Honestly, toolboxes, shut. the. fuck. up.
“I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater in an all white outfit. And he does interpretive ice dances of my life’s journey”
”I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life’s journey”
If that’s not blasphemy then I don’t know what is.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers
“I like to think of Jesus as wearin’ a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I want to be formal, but I’m here to party too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.”
even KFC and his eyeball could of painted something better. looks like it could be BigCats’ shit D3 baseball rookie card..fat little retard
“To an elderly Spanish woman he’s an eggplant with a neckbeard and a Jew fro.” — winner, winner, chicken dinner. I laughed