Olympic Race Walking Is Like A Thing
You know what the best part of this video is? It’s real. Shit is the real deal. Like this ain’t no Onion video. Race walking is a real Olympic sport. Race fucking walking. Where do they even come up with this shit? And how about the bozo who took a tumble right of the gates? Walk much bro? Also love the guy who got a penalty for running. He’s waving his finger “no, no, no…I wasn’t running I swear!” Can it bro. You broke into a slight jog. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.
Free Ball Don’t Lie shirt to whoever can tell me how race walking is an Olympic sport but women’s softball isn’t.
because its women
this is almost as gay as mumbles menino’s gay rant
Pres, for the love of God please make a video of your big dumb jew ass trying to break this record. We need this and we needed it yesterday.
free ball dont lie hat’s? you sold out of the T shirts?!?!?
Portnoy, I could picture you being good at that.
I wonder if these guys ever just want to go for a run?
the real kick in the balls is that they get the same medals as everyone else. you really shouldn’t get more than a cheap plastic participation trophy.
i think women’s softball isn’t in there cuz it’s a baseball spinoff, and baseball only caught on in foreign countries where women still don’t have rights and shit.
It’s for rich gays who later buy these athletes like they’re olympian Jenny Dells. These guys work those hips for 50kms, over 3 hours yeah, ball don’t lie.
This is a made to order youtube athletic event for Davey Pageviews. Whatever the record is for fastest walking, Pageviews will crush it. Feitelberg, grab your camera!
More bitching about the olympics? slow week
Holy shit Prez, get the whole crew together and tape a race walk. This is so unnatural looking and would be absolutely hilarious to watch. My bets are on Tall Guy to be the one to fall.
Fuckin guys think they’re tough. pres would smash these guys in a walking competition.
How does anyone not know what race-walking is? without a doubt one of the funniest Olympic events
hahahah what in the world did i just watch
So the bigger question is how much trim do these guys get in the Olympic Village? Just blowing right through their supply of IOC condoms, right?
“Maybe you’ve heard of me. I’m kind of a big deal. Won the silver in the 50 km.”
notice how no american made the top 10. BECAUSE ONLY A EUROPEAN WOULD RACE WALK.
womens softball isn’t a O sport because the USA is too fucking awesome at it. Smuck teams.
Fucking Trampolining is an olympic event. Race walking is like a decathlon compared to trampolining
Let me guess Portnoy, you’re already working on a post that claims you’d win the gold medal, followed by a video of you failing at this “sport.”
31 miles walking? Ya no thanks
This Malcolm in the Middle Clip sums up the sport nicely http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVBN7NAIrfg. Ball Don’t Lie worthy?
Thats the exact same motion you make when you are trying to get to the toilet before you shit your pants. We’ve all been there.
Do the all get participation medals? Unless the break into a jog of course, which is just cheating.
HBO Real Sports did a piece on Women’s Softball before the last Olympics, if I’m not mistaken it was removed from the schedule because the U.S. was winning golds constantly by 160-3 total tournament runs.
http://www.usasoftball.com/news.asp?uid=3984
I was 4th in NY state and do you know why? I was only 1 of maybe 15 people in the whole state to do this joke. It was an easy Varsity letter when the other team didnt have anyone to race. And though I was the only person to make Varsity 10 times in a row (since freshman year) I still never got laid till college
White people need to win races too..
So if softball was removed because the USA was dominant they should go ahead and get rid of the marathon cause Kenya is dominant or ping pong cause the Chinks are to dominant.
Pres needs to organize a shorter race walk for all the barstool goons. that would be an entertaining clip
@ottiwsted perfect died laughing
Otwisted FTW .. All these guys surely have explosive diarrhea
@otwisted: aka the Turkish Two-Step or the Tijuana Cha-Cha
you didnt mention that shot where they were running under a water-misting little thingy.
happens here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XZfodNtCA8&feature=player_embedded#t=56s
Pres, Feits, KFC, Kmarko, Sales Guy and Kneel (no Mo)
100 meter race walk…..comedy fucking GOLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVBN7NAIrfg nuff said
Because everyone can walk, but not everyone can have a muffin top.
those guys can really walk!
They needed to figure out an event that Mexicans had a chance to medal in.
^^^^ Fence Climbing?