Operation “Knockout Barstool” Apparently Underway
C’mon man. Not today. I don’t have time for this shit. I’m putting out fires everywhere. I don’t have time to get nagged to death by a couple fat chicks who are mad I didn’t accept them as smokeshows. You’re fat! It’s not my fault god made you gross. I can’t change that. But don’t you dare say the gays are against us. That a bold faced lie. The gays are on our side. I know that for a fact. I’ve never met a queer who doesn’t love us. They get our jokes. The get me. They get Lambert. You can have all the ugly chicks. They can protest all they want. I don’t want them anyway.. But the sassy gays roll with me. That’s a fact.
Oh and a side note we don’t condone rape. Not sure where that stereotype came from? Is it because we say a girl is hot? Well either way let me clear that up. I want a safe campus where hot chicks can dress as slutty as they want and act as slutty as they want and fuck whoever they want without being judged. And that’s exactly how our Northeastern Blackout Party will be on Wednesday night. Fat chicks not invited.
PS – I don’t know what misogyny means but if it’s good we’re it and if it’s bad we’re not.
Start a knockout knockout barstool
I smell a t shirt ” Knockout Fat chicks ”
Plus, doesn’t using the term “knockout” condone violence and perpetuate an unsafe environment where those actions are celebrated? Stupid.
i dont know… that dude on the front page looks like he is pretty tough. granted his nose is the only thing in the world bigger than portnoy’s but i’d still keep my distance if I was EP
“We are women and man, gay and straight.”
Find me one straight man that’s in this group and I’ll drink my own piss.
yeah pres well obviously the gays aren’t against you because they would never attack one of their own. #chokeonadickanddie
Hey hey, ho ho, this penis party’s got to go… hey hey, ho ho….
Textbook example why Pres’ feud with Bryant was unnecessary. The student at Bryant NEVER went against Barstool. In fact, we fucking love Barstool. No doubt about it and I guaranfuckintee that a Blackout party at Bryant would be 1000% better than this COF one that took forever to sell out. Sure, we got fat chicks here, but luckily for us, they either stay in their dorms during the weekends or they pledge DZ. Tsk tsk Northeastern.
misogyny- hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women.
“We are students of Northeastern University and other Boston colleges…” aka Simmons
Listen up everyone. We are the future of America and need to make the world a better place. What should we focus our energy on?
Fighting poverty? Nah.
Combating homelessness? Nope.
Fighting for better schools? Pshhh..
Trying to knock out a small local sports blog with pictures of pretty girls?
….where do we sign up?
ironically these people probably give you a fuckload of hits on your website, haters guna hate procreators guna procreate
i bet manzo is behind all of this
I hear this Miss Ogyny is a smokeshow.
i went to northeastern and love barstool, these assholes (fat virgins) do not represent all of NU
go back and look at the comments on the old stories they link the tumblr to – it’s priceless
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-skinny-jeans-defense-gets-guy-acquitted-of-rape/#comments
also amen bsallz. definitely simmons girls.
Laxbrah – reminds me of my dad’s buddy who ran in a race back in the day, saw a woman who ran a lot of local races wearing a shirt reading “Women Running Against Reagan.” This nutbag Vietnam vet went and got a “Men Running Against Women Running Against Reagan” shirt made up. Next race wore it and ran right next to her the whole time in complete silence.
Not sure what they hope to accomplish…they appear to be copy and pasting shit from your blog, onto theirs? Is that copyright infringement?
Where’s Captain Sopa when you need him…
lol’d irl at “rape culture”.
I’m a ‘mo and love the shit out of this site
slaters gonna slate
Blog fodder for days. Fat chicks just don’t get it. I can’t wait to watch this unfold via EP updating the knockout mov’t on daily blogs. Thanks fat girls!
Prez you should just got talk to them and tape it. That’s blogging gold.
These cocksmokers are probably the same people who protest Tucker Max. “Culture of Rape” my ass.
PS – tumblr? A blog system for the artsy-fartsy and “swaggerific” isn’t really something I would use to make a point. Take the 20 minutes it takes to set up a WordPress and make a real blog. Something tells me they didn’t teach that in Women’s Sexuality.
A+ blog!
I can’t wait for the classic email exchange blog….and clearly they are just a bunch of ugly chicks and friendzone’d dudes, made clear by beast they used as their headline picture.
Anyone know where you can find “Knockout Barstool” they are not coming up in my google searches. If google can’t find it you know that they must be legit!
You have to love how there’s literally no plan at all, just – we don’t like this so we’ll make a website saying so and it will end. It’s like OWS run by women. This lack of common sense is why they end up getting dismissed as useless, beaten, and raped – not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Wait, did I use that right?
Hahaha fucking love the comments! Unfortunately Pres, this shit could get uglier than babygate. You gotta thank the pussification of America for that… I hope you’re ready, by the way, I’ll miss making fun of your horrible blogs and your big ass nose.
I’ve never been more ashamed to have my degree from Northeastern University as I am right now. I love how they don’t allow comments on their little posts. I can’t stand when people don’t have a sense of humor!!!
But if I ever am on trial for rape, I will be sure to use the BarstoolSports.com and their “rape culture” made me do it!
I would definitely not rape that chick with the boxing gloves. Holy christ – don’t get mad at us because Hansel and Gretel escaped.
Cunt.
Haven’t posted in a while but this was too good to pass up. I hope the “Knockout Barstool” slogan really takes off. You know what happens when you Google that shit? You find a bunch or one punch/knock out videos of drunk meat heads posted on Barstool. Perfect. Should really help the movement. Bunch of bright women that came up with such a great name. Sounds like the are already one step ahead.
I mean, I hope it works because I am really sick of comment-hating on Prezzypoo during my workday. On the other hand, if he goes away, who will all these community collegers idolize all day thus preventing them from actually striving for real jobs that might someday replace me? Talk about your classic catch-22.
people like that should have been aborted
People who use hashtags when not on twitter need to be shot. I’m looking at you chapman.
Maybe we can form a treaty by one us poor souls to consensually stick our dick in there vagina’s and then call it quits. I know my man juice is not only powerful but, could potentially revitalize the sense of humor in these chicks. As for the gays, we will leave Prez to fuck one of them. He would like that and I’m sure they love his surfer hair.
Last I checked, one website isn’t responsible for our culture as a whole. Furthermore, people are obviously intrigued by the content that Barstool provides to its readers. Knock Out Barstool!, realize that you are trying to sensor writers, which is against everything this country stands for. So call the PC Police and/or Wambulence, maybe even eat some wamburgers and french cries….hell bake a batch of frownies for all we care. Just please, for the love of Tim Tebow’s idol, shut the fook up.
Anyone notice at the top in small print they mention “hatred of women?” Uhh, that couldn’t be more wrong. Pretty sure I don’t hate any of the Wake Ups, GTA, or smokeshows. And just because every bro who comes to this site wants to suck a fart out of their asses doesn’t mean we’re into rape
rape culture? absurd. there’s not a god damn thing on this site condoning rape of any way. misogyny sureeeee, but gimme a break!
I’ll bet they stole the picture from a herpes medicine ad. I wonder if Denice Clemmons or one of those haters is involved.
And I like how, according to fat chicks and feminists, guys enjoying looking at hot chicks is labeled as misogyny
whats with the water? is that supposed to be like, spit coming out of the barstool’s mouth? or is it just supposed to distract you from that god awful mug. looks like a young Burgess Meredith.
It’s real simple gourmet, simple psychology. Why do girls become feminists? Why do girls…ahem, excuse me, women become fat? Because they’re not getting the attention they think they deserve. They cannot stand to see GTA’s, Wake Up’s, or Smokeshows because they’ll never fit the criteria. It’s not their faults and they cannot possibly blame it on a blog; it’s all due to genetics. Some are gifted with superior genes in their young age and others not so much. But instead of getting all defensive with a protest tumblr or drowning your sorrows in a tub of Hagen Daz, take a long strol on a treadmill. Relives stress and that extra luggage you’re carrying in a fupa that’s sagging over your skinny jeans.
I’ll take the rapists for 200 alex.
A+ pres… A fuckin +
who the fuck invited 120IQ? and bigtuna do me a favor and shut the fuck up, dont comment unless its short or funny, also bryant sucks
Oh shit, tough guy South Park quote just showed up. Flex those internet muscles baby, let’s see how hard you’ve pumped today.
rape swag for days, El P.
Your welcome, http://www.knockoutbarstool.com
Bye rape does she mean Eye Raping smokes?
and bsallz made me spit my drink out laughing
Angry bitches who got cut from cheering teams, went to the prom with their cousins or brothers friend as pity dates. Who are dudes that are with these trolls? They are guys who haven’t touched pussy since they fell out of one
Well I guess we now know what all the OccupyBoston people have been up to since they were evicted.
lol @ yourAtowel hating on bigtuna . that was an awfully long post
Yeah! This one website isn’t responsible for rapes! Its only downplaying the severity of rape!!! High school kids in and around Boston aren’t impressionable or anything…
And … When I eventually rape a drunk in college, I will NOT be thinking about barstool. So how is it barstool’s fault?? SO STUPID!
lets start with Amendment #1…ok debates over…knockout barstools has no standing
120IQ, if there was any justice you would stop commenting here after being involved in a gruesome bus accident.
check out the beak on that lesbo
I would fuck the shit outta Suzy Six-Pack up there and then call her a cab and never speak to her again.
who the fuck are these lesbos and what makes them think that 4 posts on a blog will stop the stoolie nation?
ps. that bitch in the picture couldnt get raped if she tired
If I had never learned right and wrong, you better believe I would rape chicks.
Wow that dyke looms so angry I think she needs a beer and a dick in her ass to help her relax a little bit
Knockoutbarstool@gmail.com they said if you want to leave a comment email them so
Let’s all email them
Also, it isn’t rape if I cannot hear them over the duct tape.
by bill123456789 on January 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Hey hey, ho ho, this penis party’s got to go… hey hey, ho ho….
-nailed it, PCU! hahahaha priceless.
Chalk one up for the stoolies, I found her on facebook. http://www.facebook.com/zankowsky?sk=wall , she’s actually pretty hot. Unfortunately I think she’s a dyke because I would love to get to know her.
We may not be rapists, but we stalk with the best of them. I’d totally throw a potato sack over this chick and carry her home.
Come on, even Bill Belichick’s girlfriend follows el Presidente on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/Linda_Holliday/following
hahaha KayJewlers ftw
Seriously though, putting pictures of cute girls up and saying they’re hott is hating women? I’m a straight chick and enjoy the GTA and Wake Ups as much as everything else on the site. If you feel inferior to the smokes, go check out a chubby chaser website instead.
And if there really are any straight dudes that support KnockoutBarstool, they need to be knocked out themselves
hahahah fantastic fucking comment Kay Jewlers. Pres I never thought I’d say this but well fucking done
Rape ? … you cannot rape the willing
THEY FUCKING SUCK
I’m not fat, but just because I don’t have fake black hair and a fake tan I can’t get invited to the black light party?? Or get a sexy man that likes sports??
http://www.facebook.com/kristen.kaminski1
I just realized I have never jerked off to Linda Holliday. I am going to tonight, and also pretend Belichick is in the room telling me how well I am doing.
Dear Kris10, I would fuck you unconscious. I like sports.
@carreyfanatic- you sound like a fucking asshole. “hahaha KayJewlers ftw”- girls like you give all other women a bad name. Get some self respect you douche.
http://feminist.org its shit like this thats REALLY wrong on the web cuz they’re actually serious.. lets shut them down
you dont like barstool? then dont go on the website. then you arent offended and we dont have to put up with your stupid complaints.
carriefanatic – i think i love you
its not rape if you yell surprise first….then its surprise sex
@stupidassholes, I’m proud I made your blog. Put a smile on my face after an incredibly shitty day at my real job, not occupying a fucking joke.
I fucking hate fat chicks, so gross and fat. Buncha bitches.
Keep doing what you’re doing ya big Jew.
@stupidassholes Oh and I forget that girls like careyfanatic are the girls that men like.
Actually she’s not fat, she’s a hot lesbian. Everyone’s wet dream, obviously I put the right facebook profile up there since I’m now on her blog as a part of rape culture.
@stro heyyyy
@kris10, go figure were are in the same type of business. A chick in construction management, got to be fucking kidding. No wonder she likes the stool.
killin it, one day at a time. stro, you need to friend me or something. i’m out of here for the day… (i barstool at work lol)
Oh, and these fat ugly whore bitches are major Harddooooooooosssssss.
Also stupidasshole what the duck are you talking about with Carey? Did you even read what she wrote? She is a straight chic who
Likes looking at other chicks and says if you don’t like it go find another fat person site? Why is she a douche?
Look at that. Stoolie love found in the comment section. If that’s not sticking it to Knockout Barstool, I’m not sure what is.
biggin413 – surprise sex. ha ha ha
and stuoidasshoies, never, I repeat never, tell someone they wrong for liking my comments. I am awesome and my comments are even awesomer.
I think growupportnoy is behind all this.
That stupid tumbler site of hers is just taking what she wants and spinning it to sound better for her little “website” it’s actually pretty pathetic she sounds like a little ten year old schoolboy fighting with his imaginary friend
You are a retard misogynist, but I don’t think you’re promoting rape culture. keep on truckin’ pres
for future reference its “bald faced lie”
@kris10 I totally shot you a message. Stool love indeed.
…where?
WTF this is not my school!!!! I will find out who that fatty is and have my father get her expelled
Kay Jewelers=commentor of the day, hands down. When will these broads realize that they’re just setting themselves up for ridicule by making sites like KOBarstool? Must not have gotten enough attention as kids or something.
I’m waiting to see what unfold with te new love connection between kris10 and stro
I have nooo idea where this guy sent a message…
hmph. no stoolie love tonight guys.
HAHAHAAAA. Legitimately sitting here trying to control my laughter with my (apparently misogynistic?) boyfriend by my side as I somehow was added to the “Knockout Barstool” group on facebook. Like are you kidding me?
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA… did they really say women and men, gay and straight?? Let me correct that sentence… Who are we? We are gay guys and fat, feminist, hipster lesbians who never get any attention from attractive people… this is a fuckin complete and utter joke. Good luck ladies
kris10 has some balls to post her facebook profile on here. I dig you. Well played.
Sent these fuckers an email. sorry for the long post…
“2 Things-
1. I went to your site, and saw that your latest post was an ‘example’ of the “rape culture” on barstool sports. Your example, however, came directly from the comments, not from a blog post. The website can’t control exactly what everyone comments. So your argument is already 100 % invalid there.
2. You can’t shut a website down for this. The first amendment is freedom of speech, you realize that, correct? So if some guys want to make a website and talk about hot chicks and say how much they dislike fat chicks (who DOES like fat chicks though, seriously?), they can do that. Oh, your upset about it? DON’T GO ONTO THE FUCKING SITE YOU IDIOTS. I don’t like China, so I’m not booking a flight there for this summer. So, again, I reiterate, if you don’t like what these guys are writing, simply do not visit the website. Seems simple to me, no? Shutting this website down would be a violation of the first amendment of the United States Constitution, so it simply will not happen, I’m sorry.
Good luck in your legally impossible endeavors,
Will
p.s. viva la stool
p.p.s go fuck yourself”
Pres may have a big shnoz. He may be egotistical. He may dream about fucking lord lambert. He may beat off to pics of Gronk, but he does NOT promote rape. Long live EP
thanks hidden laxatives
@kris, I shot it at you through facebook.
Or else some random chick thinks who the fuck is this weirdo, also a strong possibility
lol… i didnt get anything.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1644648304 boom.
Nice polo douchebag
that douchebag has a better chance at getting laid than you do
everybody is invited! Why can’t we be friends?
@donnie, you have my permission to friend request me on fb
Best blog of 2012 so far Pres. Feminists are so pathetic it’s amusing. Word on the street is that Law and Order: SVU has been in contact with Rene Portnoy asking her if she would allow Dave to make a special cameo appearance in a future episode. But to keep on the subject when I am at a party and I just slipped an underage girl a rufi the first 3 things I think about are: Intern Molly, Butthole, and Penetration.
Wait, for real though. Can we have an update on this stool love? Can I come to the wedding?
It’s the start of some serious stool love, for realisies.
we’re working on some stoolie love <3 i’m hoping for some blackout tickets so he can fuck me unconscious.
Ummmm I think you mean fuck you conscious….Just doing his part to wake you up after blacking out. That’s the grey area we are stepping around.
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