WASHINGTON - Apparently “The Decision” sits worse with one man than working for the terror leader behind the 9/11 attacks. The former translator for vile and now-dead Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden seemingly has little regard for former Cavalier LeBron James. In a declassified letter to the Washington Times, Muhammad Rahim wrote, “Lebron James is a very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland.” Rahim, an Afghan translator who worked for bin Laden, is referring to James’ highly criticized 2010 televised decision to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
How bad does it suck to be Lebron James? Can’t catch a break. Just won the NBA MVP, NBA championship, NBA Finals MVP and a gold medal. Yet stil the guy sitting in Guantanamo Bay who used to translate shit like “Death to America!” for the most infamous terrorist in the history of the world says shit like “Lebron James is a very bad man.” This isn’t Skip Bayless sitting on the set of First Take saying you’re a choke artist, this isn’t Davey Pageviews hammering away on a keyboard saying you’re a piece of shit, this is a terrorist with no rights who directly contributed to the death of thousands of innocent Americans. He knows a thing or two about bad people and he thinks YOU’RE the bad guy. Talk about a shitty situation. All I know is if I’m Lebron I’m apologizing and I’m apologizing fast. Hardcore muslims and Cleveland sports fans are two of the craziest people in the world. Combine that and Lebron is probably gonna have an IED in his backyard by the time this gets posted.