“Overconfident” Ninja Impales Himself Trying To Jump Over Fence
SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday. Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence. Witt says the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and that alcohol likely played a role.
Well I don’t want to like be master of the obvious here, but clearly this guy wasn’t a real ninja. It’s not even so much the getting impaled on the fence part either. I mean even Ninja’s don’t bring their A game all the time. But it’s the screaming part that gave him away. Everybody knows real ninjas don’t scream when they get impaled on fences. They just slither off and regenerate. Duh.
I really wish that pic was a video. The landing would be a perfect 10, even from the Russian judge.
That is Smitty12
Hey dickhead how was the landing?
Haru?
Fortunately I landed in your mother’s soft snatch Teebox! I’m trying to dig my leg out while we I type. We may need the Jaws of Life, though!
Just try making some intelligent commentary once in a while, will ya’?
Ninja. Definitely. He survived. A regular Joe would have croaked.