The GlobeDavid Ortiz has become the Big Wait. Wait, wait, and wait some more. Wait for the time when he turns back into David Ortiz, who from 2003-07 was one of the most feared hitters in baseball. Is the answer as simple as recovering from the partially torn sheath in his wrist that damaged his 2008 season? Is it as simple as his knee feeling better, his shoulder? Is it all health-related? For weeks, the questions have been asked. And there have been no answers. In an interview last week, Ortiz said that, physically, he’s “better than ever,” but he also hinted at a personal issue. “People don’t know,” Ortiz said. “Sometimes they think we just come here to play baseball and that’s it. We’re human beings like everyone else. We have things to worry about. Sometimes that gets in the way. It’s hard to have that free open mind you need to play this game. There’s no way you can play this game with a busy mind. No way.”

Well thank God for this. Finally some good news. None of us has any idea what Big Papi’s “personal issues” are, but whatever the specifics, it has to be better than what I’d feared. I was afraid he’d flat out lost the ability to hit. It’s happened before with guys his age and his body type. Big, beefy sluggers like Mo Vaughn and Cecil Fielder. Hell, Jim Rice lost it over night practically, and he was an Adonis. So it wasn’t out of the realm to think maybe Ortiz had simply lost his hitting eye. Now at least we can take comfort in knowing he’s got some off-the-field problem weighing on his mind. Hopefully it’s just his marriage breaking up or some financial trouble and not some health issue. He can always find another wife or make more money, then he can get back to getting around on inside fastballs. What a relief.

I know everyone is talking about the possibility of Papi being a juice guy, but for me the timeline just doesn’t fit. MLB started testing in 2003, which was the exact moment his career took off. If roids were the reason he got so good and he was beating the system, why would he all of a sudden stop in 2008? I mean, it wouldn’t shock me. No one is above suspicion. But if a roided up Papi hit like he did in ’06, then I suggest he do whatever it takes to get back on them, because now with the Celtics and Bruins all done, I dread the thought of 4 1/2 more months of “What’s wrong with Papi?” talk. That said, I’m going down with the ship on Ortiz. The rest of you can man the life boats, I’m going to stay aboard the SS Papi playing “Closer My God to Thee” until my violin floats.