Gawker has raised 50K to buy video of Toronto Mayor smoking crack. Stoolies have raised 17K for me to become mayor http://t.co/wB98vROxCf
8.4 @rwmulvey: @stoolpresidente what do you think the avg. BAC was last night for the rant line? 2.5? 3.0?
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN
Fanduel tonight. Giving the ball to Clay. Last call to join and get your ass kicked http://t.co/muqMOuUovB
Nick Saban On Being Called The Devil: “It’s Terribly Disappointing” Am I the only one with tears in my eyes regarding this quote.
Papi’s chain seems practical right? Like if I had to guess I’d say that Papi just smashed the Guinness Book of World Records for wearing the largest chain ever worn by a position player not only in baseball, but in any sport. Thing had to weigh 20 pounds.
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Well. at least he doesn’t have to worry about it breaking and falling off, thing could serve as a dog chain for a damn rottweiler
To be fair he was just hanging out with lil wayne
Chains are always practical. I love being chained to a bed, whipped softly with chains, chain of beads, etc
Dudes killin it from the plate. Keep doin you ortiz.
I remember you could buy those in the clothing store for CJ in GTA: San Andreas.
And total hardo move by Ortiz wearing this.
That ugly as thing is on steroids…and his chain is huge!
@bostonworm…great point! (i’m pointing at my ear and twirling my finger around)
Ahh gaystoolie, chain of beads is horrifying bro. But if i were to change teams, yours would be the ass that i pulled a chain of beads from. Dirty little man.
just david being david
goddy appreciate the love. So much that I’m gonna give you the tip of a lifetime: engage in ass play. It’s not gay if you get a girl to do it dummy. That’s like saying blow jobs are gay because gay guys blow each other. No better feeling than the prostate getting worked on.
Position player? he’s a DH you cunt
fucking black people
I cant fuck with the butthole, bro. Nevermind the fact that i just cant bring myself to put my weener in one, my Girth would destroy you.
Papi’s not “black” he’d dominican – when it suits them it makes a difference…
hey edjr – he played first last night you cunt
I don’t know. I think Razor Ramon had a couple of chains that were bigger than Papi’s.
gaystoolie FTW, great advice indeed..
somewhere in the minor leagues oil can boyd saw this pic and got a semi…
he’s the DH not a position player, you idiot
It’s the Mr. T starter kit
I’m not surprised. Typical negro faggotry.