Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Arrested For Beating The Shit Out Of Some Dude When Paris And His Girlfriend Made Out
DM – Girl-on-girl action is the kind of bravado most men jeer on – so long as their girlfriend isn’t involved. And it has been reported that after Paris Hilton embarked on a same-sex kiss with a fellow member of the female species, her latest boyfriend River Viiperi was later arrested for misdemeanor battery. TMZ are claiming that the alleged victim told police that 21-year-old model Viiperi ‘punched him in the face sometime around 2.30am… and injured him so badly, he needed medical attention.’
I’ve thought about this situation a lot. I don’t want to come off with the wicked bro statement like “dude lesbians are awesome! who gives a shit if your girl hooks up with other chicks!” But at the same time, I really can’t see myself caring. If my girlfriend hooked up with a chick I just can’t picture myself getting upset and beating the shit out of the other boyfriend. I mean if she went and got double teamed in the bathroom then we’d have an issue but what’s the harm in some drunken tonsil hockey between two broads? Plus it’s Paris Hilton. I’ve seen her giving a terrible blowjob bro. Not exactly some delicate flower you have this spiritual bond with.
He was upset the other guy didn’t want to make out with him.
This was on the chive in September
“If my girlfriend hooked up with a chick I just can’t picture myself getting upset and beating the shit out of the other boyfriend.”
Funniest thing I’ve ever read on here!
I’d believe this story if you replaced ” Beating” with “Fucking”. The other guy must be a complete pussy
Just reading this story and I can hear the high pitched screeching of Paris and the other girl yelling at their boyfriends to stop it.
Joaquin’s bro was pissed that his herpes spreading girlfriend made out with another chick so he stomped out dude? Or was the male model pissed that dude and his girlriend wouldn’t fully swing with patient zero and himself?
“If my girlfriend hooked up with a chick I just can’t picture myself getting upset and beating the shit out of the other boyfriend.”
Bro, your girlfriend could give a hand job to a unicorn and you wouldn’t be upset because she doesn’t exist.
Really don’t care for the Feitleberg second take. Makes me yawn and it’s only noon.
kill yourself fightlburger
You must give the best hand job on earth to still be blogging for the stool.
That kid looks like a young boy
That was fucking creepy Val, take a lap
That’s Hot.
“Joey McIntyre hair” went out in 1993, Viiiperiii.
Its obvious Viiperi has asked him to make out as well, when he declined, Viiperi was embarrassed and punched him in the face.
I’d beat the shit out of myself if that faggot were actually able to do any damage to me with a punch. I wanna break him in half just looking at him
kids like 19.
kid’s name is River and he’s a model. And he has AIDS. tough break.
I don’t remember buying a newspaper but yet I’m still reading shit from yesterday. Why?
I wouldn’t fuck Paris Hilton with feitelberg’s dick…
well, if feitelberg actually had a dick.