Partying And Protesting….Just Another Day At The Stool
I think this video sums up what happened perfectly. I mean I love how KO Barstool was handing out pamphlets outside HOB saying the purpose of their protest was to promote an open dialogue about the topic. By dialogue I guess they mean anybody on their side can fucking scream in your face and anybody who disagrees can’t talk. God forbid they let the guy they hate state his case. I mean how cowardly was that? I walked into the Lion’s den and they still wouldn’t let me speak. Protesting 101.
And as I said in the video 85% of these people who were their yesterday were not Northeastern students but rather Occupy Boston people. The same Occupy Boston movement that can’t seem to agree to ban Level 3 Sex Offenders from their camp. That’s right. KO Barstool partnered with a group that actually lets rapists live in their camps to protest a group who has made 2 clearly satirical rape jokes in 7 years. The same type jokes that are made by every comedian on the planet forever. Talk about picking the wrong battles.
Bottomline is the facts speak for themselves. We’ve thrown parties for 7 years. We never had one sexually related incident. We didn’t have one arrest this weekend. Not one. Meanwhile the occupy movement has been around for one summer and had a shit ton of rapes and then tell the victims not to report it to the cops. That’s who protested us yesterday. That’s who KO Barstool was holding hands with. That’s who is telling us we need to clean up our act. A group that can’t even agree to ban rapists from their own movement. To quote Don King only in America….
PS – How about Sales Guy in the trenches battling with the wackballs for photo ops. That’s what scouts call “intangibles”. He may not be able to sell shit, but he’ll go to war for you and that’s all you can really ask for.
Some Fun Reading Facts
Universal Hub - Some 20 Occupy Boston activists walked out of a general assembly tonight after a group of participants managed to table a proposal aimed at protecting people from level-3 sex offenders at Occupy Boston events. Under the proposal, any level-3 offender – the most dangerous rating under state sex-offender laws – who is found out would be banned from Occupy Boston events for at least a week and then his or her status would be brought before a general assembly – Occupy Boston’s decision-making body. But four people, one a woman other activists had never seen before and another Paul Shannon, director of Reform Sex Offender Laws, which wants to eliminate sex-offender registries, raised objections and the matter was tabled. Robin, who has been involved with Occupy Boston since its inception, rose and led a walk out over the perception the movement was placing the interests of rapists above participants who have been raped and their families and friends.
The Feminist Wire - The Occupy movement has a growing challenge that needs immediate attention: in-house rape. As of today, there are at least 4 reported rapes in Baltimore, Cleveland, Glasgow and Dallas, the latter of which includes a14-year-old runaway girl and a convicted sex offender. I imagine there are several others, most of which have likely gone unreported—for various reasons. There is inside pressure not to report rape outside of the camps for fear of bad publicity (does this sound familiar?).
Baltimore Sun – Efforts by the Occupy Baltimore protest group to evolve into a self-contained, self-governing community have erupted into controversy with the distribution of a pamphlet that victim advocates and health workers fear discourages victims of sexual assaults from contacting police.
It’s “there” not “their”.
Using facts and logic against a bunch of cultural and gender studies majors destined to make 24k a year and bitch that they arent making more money to protest their self-inflicted repression and bitch about student loans because no one taught them how compound interest works.
Bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off.
PREACH PRES, PREACH
Iron my shirt!
“In-house rape” is now my favorite term of 2012.
haha luckily that bitch was a midget and couldn’t reach the camera
Would smash the chick wearing warpaint on the knockout tumblr site. War paint=dickwrecker.
Classic protesting by not letting the other guy talk, indeed. 10/10 video.
Crazy people do crazy things, it’s a fact of life.
As president of KO Barstool, I am calling off the troops. After watching the video and seeing the line to get into the ‘BlackOut’ party, I now clearly see that you are indeed against rape; there can be no rape where there are no women. If you want to kiss and make up, I’ll be at Mike’s Bakery.
i love these people. They know they are losers and can’t answer these questions so instead of facing reality you will get a reply such as “he called me a fag he is a rape culture leader and needs to be occupied” instead of “gosh you are right i’m protesting with a group that supports the exact thing i’m protesting against, oops”
in summary: fags
Dave idc what anyone says this is why you are the man!
First Gronk wearing the shirt of your design, now this? All you need is a Superbowl win and this site will ooze cum out of my keyboard
Anyone want to buy some tasers with me? If I buy 50 I can get 5 free.
http://rt.com/news/occupy-police-taser-protestor-033/
Can a lesbian get their dick stomped? Cause I think that I just saw Portnoy do it.
KO, saw lots of girls in the HOB. Just so you know, shaved legs, obviously take caring of their bodies, able to have a good time – that’s what a real woman looks like. Outside HOB…a different story. Thought I was watching a “Farmville” playthrough.
it took you all day to post this, and this is it, FUCK YOU PREZ. F+
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Solid representation of stoolies waiting in line for HoB … hahaha … buncha dweebs in tank tops. These shows are obviously cock fests….
I lost it when Sales guy starts duking it out with the foreign dwarf chick
this is top notch. props for standing in there with a bunch of fucking lunatics and taking the heat. thats fucking bullshit they didnt let pres talk like cmon now what is that about?
Took long enough Prez. You couldn’t of posted this at 10 am?
what a sausage fest
KO gRAPEs and dRAPEs.
Wait, so you’re against rape Pres? Whats next, against aids?
Just lost alot of respect for you bro
That video is awesome. Much respect to you guys. Between gronk rockin the Yo soy fiesta shirt and these assholes actually assemblying tryin to talk shit in the name of your smut peddling blog I say today is a damn good day for barstool!
Using logic on these femenazis/rape victims/hermaphrodites is so useless
Occupy Team – you don’t need to repeat words (People’s Mic) when you have an actual hot mic present.
It defeats the purpose.
I expected better from a group of such “high minded individuals.”
GAWD this shit just got epic. Favorite blog over past 7 years without a doubt lol.
How ironic would it be if some of these “women” protesters worked in the NU dining hall?
Hey guys it’s the weekend, who is ready to get there rape on? I’m going this weekend raw dog, add to the amount of abortions at planned parenthood.
Unless of course one of my victims would like to have my rape child. At least he’d be fucking gorgeous.
Props to the one stoolie in the crowd
Exactly the type of shit I expect from windbag gender studies majors. They probably get their rocks off flicking it to Rachel Maddow and highlights of Icebox from Little Giants.
HAHA DUDE CENTRAL.
good job, i don’t have patience for idiots screaming in my face.
those protesters make me so made i just wanna rape somebody
what a waste of human dna…ko barstool should koresh themselves…branch dividian style
Solid blog pres. Solid as fuck.
I wouldn’t waste a ruffie on any of these cows.
Listen up you hairy legged Sasquatches….I know you are pleased with your partnership with Occupy Boston however I would like to give you a look into my crystal ball. You will end up just as they did. Cold, worn out, and with the unfortunate realization that you are a bunch of fucking idiots. Take a shower!
A few of the many comedians you should also “occupy” for spreading “rape culture”: Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, George Carlin may he rest in peace, Kelly Hammack a female, Natasha Leggero a female, Donald Glover, Robin Williams, Laura Swisher a female, Sally Digiralamo a female, Kelly Maclean a female, Jim Jeffries, Bob Saget, Jim Norton, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Whitney Cummings a female, and I could go one for days.
BUT you chose a smut publishing jew from Boston. Good Form.
PS: is “occupy” sneaky a good euphemism for rape??
Wait, no means yes and yes means anal. What are they talking about?
Who would want to rape any of the KO girls anyway?
These hippys are a bunch of cheesedicks. Good job Pres
@Kay…Awesome idea with the tasers, sign me up bro.
Got to admit, some of the chicks in that crowd that night I would totally sexually assault.
VIVA LA STOOL!
dude just started really looking at the site, but good for you. Fuck those ignorant humorless people and fuck their wasted energy protesting some bull shit. I want to say some really bad shit about them but will refrain.
3000 people at HOB – 2900 dudes
all these fat chicks whining about rape… they should be so lucky
Come on you Apes! You want to live forever?!
@Kay, I don’t think tasers would work on 300lbers, probably would need real bullets.
Great video. Classic asshole hypocrites. Protesting just to protest essentially. Gotta love the “disarm cops, arm feminists” sign hahaha. I will say one thing, the viva la stool chant could not sound more awkward, needs a new rhythm
PREZ! TRUE MARKETING GENIUS!! Had people come back to this page ALL DAY waiting for the article!! All the KO’ers prob made you 10g’s in future ad revenue! Get that avg daily click # up playa!!!
Jesus fucking Christ. From the signs, you would think that these blackout events were just massive rape factories.
lol k. bitches be cray
Warpaint chick could get it
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu2ftkUss1ro6vdno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1328391894&Signature=0Kb5AresmIDDfMvhjgYFQ1LnuHU%3D
The party crowd had the right male/female ratio for maximum amounts of london bridging. sad considering you give chicks free tickets on the reg
There were more chicks at occupy barstool than inline for the blackout party. That being said I would take one barstool smoke for 2 minutes over unlimited consensual sex with every one of those beasts
Is it hypocritical that the KO people criticize the party for having too many “dudes”?? I mean shouldn’t the look at the crowd and see 3000 people… not characterize the patrons based on their various organs??
Just sayin… sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
still an awesome video tho…balls of steel portnoy
Also if we tased them, they might start smelling like bacon. And I fucken love bacon.
I can’t believe this is the planet we live on now. Jeebus.
http://oi44.tinypic.com/k4tqn5.jpg – Much better
I have to admit that Guess that Asshole is maybe my favorite protest sign of all time
ko-kobarstool – that isnt war paint. It’s from my one eyed yogurt slinger.
Since El Pres is imputed with standing by every comment made on this site, since Occupy supports and engages Level 3 sex offenders, KO Prime supports child molesters.
i liked the leader with the megaphone, who’s going to the 45k a year school, wearing the Lindsay Weir jacket
http://www.tinytines.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2010-03-15_f.jpg
when are we as stoolies gonna take a nice sat afternoon and occupy the occupy boston movement…just fuck their world up
@Kay, I prefer whales dead, so then I can just fuck there blubber instead of there actually amazonian vaginas. Or maybe just do a quick skull fuck.
You’re my hero pres
That gross lesbian midget chick is gross
Alright boys, going on radio silence for the next 72 hrs. Heading up to Kris10′s for the weekend and locking ourselves in her bedroom. True story, going to take some pics and let’s see if Davey posts our e-mail. Regardless have a great time raping and pillaging. Keep up the hate! Hate is awesome!
@Legends, its not hypocritical once you realize that the KO person that wrote that isn’t the same one that’s been posting. They’re fucking around.
The repeating of what the speaker says is some children of the corn shot right there.
Oh and 1) more thing KObarstool, she’s willingly spreading her legs for a misogynist and fucking loves it. Go fuck yourselves ugos, Daddy going to get his dick wet.
Ya know I’ve never left a comment on this site. A huge stool fan, religiously follow the site everyday. But just never been someone to spend the time to bull shit on this stuff.
But literally these fucking people are exactly what’s wrong with America. These righteous fucking protesters who rant and yell and scream and never want to slow down and hear the other side or even try to fully understand the “issue” they think they can resolve. 90% of these people don’t even know why they’re in these protests to begin with. We see it with all the occupy whatever you can movements, we see it with extreme feminists, I just never wanted to see it happen to El Pres and the Stool.
Dude even my wife is laughing at these bitches. She thinks you are an outstanding dude and doesn’t understand why these bitches are so agry. Anyway this video def makes them look stupid as shit. Well I’m gonna go rapey wife now. Wait is it still rape if she is my wife even if she says no?
Honestly, you seem claim to write all of your posts sarcastically. So how is anybody supposed to know what you actually think as opposed to being sarcastic?
Wait… WAIT… FUCKING WAIT A SECOND! … Were they really chanting the hey hey ho ho chant? THATS FUCKING PRICELESS I thought that was only in movies, goddamn hippies. Someone tell these retarded girls to just strap on their dock martins and start making out with each other now and get it over with because no one with a dick will ever tolerate this kind of overreaction.
real talk… is it rape if they say no in the beginning but you eventually convince them to say yes? because if so i may be a level 88 sex offender
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I have class with the chick who was screaming in your face and she saw me in line and yelled “I KNOW YOUR EMAIL”… what does this mean? Will I be receiving angry gchats?
By feminist logic, I should be able to walk down the street naked without threat of being raped, so really you should be proud of my demonstration of sluttiness and applaud my willingness to assert my sexuality. I just wanted to dance, bitch.
For the record, I make terrible sandwiches. Viva la stool.
It’s not rape until you ignore the “safe word” !!!!!!!!
typical women. just yelling at you and not letting you respond and then calling it a victory. i hope you raped one of them.
These bunch of “intellectuals” are not about open dialogue. They’re manifesting their attention/daddy issues by loud, uninterrupted, rebellious yelling rather than the much more appreciated sluttiness that usually comes with said issues. So of course you had no shot of getting your voice heard Pres, not for a lack of effort. Let the hypocrites keep hating, you keep on Slating. VIVA LA STOOL!
http://huntnewsnu.com/2012/02/letter-northeastern-not-sponsoring-blackout-party/ – Funniest thing I’ve seen all day
I wonder what political party they support…
He’s gonna gRape’em he’s gonna gRape’em all day long. I’m gonna grape your mom and your grandma. I’m gonna tie you to a radiator and grape your whole family. Sincerely, The Grapist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A&feature=fvst
viva la stool.
This was basically like what I imagine having a sports debate with Stephen A. Smith or Skip Bayless would be like. Just screaming nonsense louder than anyone else doesn’t mean you’re right, it just means more people can hear your nonsense.
Pres, I think your move is to just ignore them. They think Barstool basically assembles underground rape-clinics, Fight Club style, and there is nothing you can do to change their minds. They are just going to stick their fingers in their ears and yell “la-la-la-la-la-la-la” until the end. Can’t debate people like that, so you might as well just ignore them.
Every one of these KO Barstool idiots needs to wake the fuck up. In 6 months they are going to be looking for jobs, and when someone does a background check on them all this protesting bullshit is going to come up via Google. No way in hell would I hire any of these wackos, I don’t care what their grades are – I don’t care about what their resume says. No way – No how. And then all the idiots then become messengers and waiters / waitresses with their $200,000 dollar degrees. They won’t be protesting anything when they have bills coming out their assholes and they are not sucking on their parents teet anymore. And Portnoy is laughing all the way to the bank – newspaper stories are free advertising and he is making a god damn fortune on these Black Out parties.
@Drago, you’re right that you can’t debate them, but we can’t let this go away. We’re all having way too much fun mocking these idiots.
Drago – You just violated the first rule of Barstool Rape Club.
It’s sad that people are so angry and so desperate to be heard that they have to scrutinize everything you say and turn a stupid joke into something that its not.
On behalf of all the NU ladies who are not bat-shit crazy……VIVA LA STOOL!!!!!!!!
hey hey, has has, sales guy, likes it in the ass
Nice job EP
A rather interesting take on KO Barstool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKcDNVoZcwE
Pres handled it perfectly… he wanted to talk and they didnt want to listen… fuck em… viva la stool from the 612
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~tkobarstool~
hahahahahaha
chill out girls. nobody is going to rape you. the only dudes pathetic enough to want to have sex with you are chanting right by your side.
I have never had a work week go by so fast. These ko/occupy people are great. Keep them around for as long as you can-so much good material.
Just fell in love with this Katie Nolan chick. She’s smart AND funny. Fully torqued right now. My dick feels like concrete.
Thank you David!
By unanimous decision and still the undisputed moderate weight blog champeen of the world……Barstool Sports!
The leader’s name is ‘growupportnoy’?…that’s not a very fearsome foe. I was hoping for something like Shredder or Cobra Commander. Growupportnoy? You ladies aren’t getting anywhere with that as your leader.
@GodsAdvised…You’re welcome
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Hope this fairy catches the hiv https://www.facebook.com/fmarino
During the portion of the video with them walking down Lansdowne, I was praying a drunk driver was coming around from brookline ave in a dumptruck. Whiny annoying cunts. Take a bath and do the dishes already.
Tkobarstool. Even the tabloids think you are a joke. You def have not set anything in motion except for all your willingness to not work. After watching all the hate and screaming coming from you monkeys I now am certain you are a joke. Everyone does. In the whole city of thousands of college kids you manages to scrape up maybe 200 people. Cudos to you guys! Keep on pretending!!
Uhhh I thought they said they weren’t “fat, ugly, feminist dykes” and that was just a stereotype? Pretty sure everyone at that rally, especially that dyke ring leader falls into at least one if not all of those categories.
They didn’t really bother me before this rally, but after seeing those obnoxious cunts I’m 100% on Prez’s side.
Viva La Stool indeed!
woww feminists are annoying.
Man that was a great speech. They got me at “if you feel shitty about anything”.
Best stool video ever, it had editing, composition, a protester assaulting an innocent guy with a camera in public, them saying you promote homophobia when every one of your readers thinks youre gay based on what you write.
I think the whole thing boils down to Barstool promotes really hot amazing looking chicks, and they can’t take a fucking joke. If it weren’t for smokeshows and wakeups and GTA, they wouldn’t give a shit. jealous much?
Also tko even the cops hate you. You can see it in the video. They were protecting the stoolies. You don’t think a cop with the night off wouldn’t rather be at home or at the bar having a couple beers? Guess who is paying for it? Us tax payers. Not you stupid non working clowns so you all can go fuck yourselves. Youmake more and more people hate you every day
surprise sex for all!!! miniature american flags for some
Give this Katie Nolan girl a job. Potato Sack city
Honestly those blackout parties don’t look fun at all. Just a bunch of douchey bros grinding all over each other. Where are the girls?
guess that asshole http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aKQPP5eH4-U/TqvUWvspBsI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/TEWdnsObyXA/s1600/anus.jpg
I think the girl who was yelling at Pres said she had been raped or something. Seriously, who the fuck would do that? I’d rape a fucking garbage disposal before I got near that.
Davemacinnh, honestly bro… I hate to break roll, and I never even did this when I was ~growingupportnoy~ but you have to be the most clueless prick on this site!
I am obviously fucking around and having some fun with this whole kobarstool movement. Please do me and ur entire family a favore and go kill yourself?
No wait don’t even bother cause then they will be left with your student loans you took out for your physical education major (which you couldn’t even compete). Just go away, I don’t care where you go just make sure you fuck off while your their!
~tkobarstool~
fuck em pres. just ignore em, even westboro baptist churchs shit got old after a while. If they want to protest because you wouldn’t smokeshow any of em, let em. Just don’t EVER let them inside the party.
Pres would make a great wrestling bad guy.
Bwhahahahahaha. This is fucking hilarious. Dumb fucking cunts.
BSS drives me to raping chicks. I put a long haired wig on my dick, and beat the shit out of it almost daily to GTA. #rapeculture is real life people
Man, them bitches need to get laid
So I went to blackout & didn’t get raped. I propose a counter movement to all this KO Barstool junk.
It’s called OK Barstool & it is founded on a platform of pro-drunken sex (that you would have consented to sober), pro-pres, & anti-cranky lesbians.
Viva la Stool!
PS: Occupy – what dirty hippy bitches do when the rest of us are at work trying to pay the god damn rent. Maybe el pres should have just started tazing all of them immediately, like your first day in jail
Im against protesting, but I just dont know how to show it.
RIP Mitch
Anyone else find themselves hating white people after that video? I mean there are plenty of videos/stories on this site that don’t exactly rep black people well, but shit white people just got set back at least a decade with Occupy and these pigs.
P.S. Was there a single black person in that entire video? At least as many black people as fuckable protesters.
I’m a hooker in canada. Sometimes I like to get raped so it doesn’t feel like work.
there was an awful lot of sausage at the blackout party
A fucking plus indeed….best part was pres standing in the middle just chanting everything…too bad someone caught you
passed out = consent
Truly disappointed by the stoolies for not breaking out the “suck my dick” chant when they were facing off…
hire katie nolan. now. bitch makes complete sense and i bet she could write a blog without a spelling error. also, barstool is homophobic? thats a shocking take bc portnoy absolutely loves the gays i mean LOVES THE GAYS
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CUM EVRYWHERE
Wow, they chant like they’re in a cult, repeating whatever that gross chick is spewing into the megaphone. Maybe you should have taken your own megaphone? That probably would have fucked them up a bit. But anyway, what the hell is rape culture? Sounds like they watched some Japanese sex anime and were scarred for life. Seriously… rape culture? They just thought of one of the most polarizing words they could and try to apply it to Barstool. I bet their leader got cut out of a Smokeshow picture and just took it very personally. ‘Hey sweetie, how about some more grooming and less protesting?’
The best thing about this stupid protest is that it’s gotten some down-ass stoolie chicks to come out of the woodwork; proving that these PMSy lesbians are complete tools.
Best part is when queen dyke is yelling at portnose and all these mutants blindly repeat it.
woogirl – if you are interested in 36 year old dudes that drink tons of whiskey, holla at me sometime.
Pres is the man
VIVA LA FUCKING STOOL
Best country in the god damn world but fuck me if it ain’t a pile of complete shit at times…
why are these psychos repeating everything? it’s not like a chant…wtf
Fucking hilarious. Viva La Stool!
Why don’t these idiots go to church and change some lives or some shit. Somebody needs a drink. Google Daily Grind Sports