Patriots Dominate the NFL Rookie Trivia Challenge. Again.

Inside Track - Word out of Florida is that the New England Patriots second-round draft pick, German-born Sebastian “Sea Bass” Vollmer, helped the team wannabes to retain their title in the “Ultimate Rookie Challenge” trivia contest at this week’s NFL Rookie Symposium. We hear Vollmer, who couldn’t speak a word of English four years ago, “came through huge” for his fellow rookies by answering “a really tough question” that stumped the other 31 rookie teams. … Thanks to Sea Bass (and probably defensive tackle Darryl Richard, who has an MBA!), each Pats rookie took home a 32-inch flat screen TV as a prize. Last year, then-draftee Jerod Mayo, whose football smarts proved most valuable to the Pats last season, helped his rookie team to the championship.

See what it means to be a Patriot in the the Brady/Belichick Epoch? It’s not enough that you dominate from September to February. You’ve got to dominate the entire calendar. August by having a better training camp than the other 31 teams. April by having a better draft. Even late June/early July by mopping the floor with your opponents at the Rookie Symposium. The other teams talk a good game when it comes to acquiring smart young players but Belichick lives it. While teams like Green Bay are grabbing BC grads who can’t spell monosyllabic words, The Hooded One is going all the way to Germany to find the best and brightest young minds in the world. Hell, in the 7th round of the draft he took Darryl Richard, who got an incredible 37 on the Wonderlich Test, the highest among all the D-linemen drafted. Going up against the mouth breathing morons the rest of the league drafted, those Pats rookies must have felt like the faculty at MIT taking on a team of 2nd grade Mathletes. While everyone else is playing checkers, Belichick isn’t even playing chess; he’s playing that 3-D chess that Mr. Spock used to play.

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» Bruschimancrush said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:31 }

I cannot fucking wait for the season to start.

» Pattyb said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:41 }

I dont give a fuck about football until week 1 … fuck this talk … fuck training camp … fuck preseason … week 1, im all in.

» ftheyanks119 said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:54 }

its shit like this that makes me forget that theres a flood warning and i have not seen the sun for 2 months

» 413isdaplacetobe said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:58 }

I’m just gonna throw this out there right now…..Week 1 prediction…….Pats 77 Bills 3….Brady has 9 TD’s

» Pokey Reese said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:28 }

i wonder what they did with those 32 inch tvs

valuable for the late rounder/fringe guys, but the higher picks throw that shit in the trash

» Minibarbaric said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:58 }

Tough not following football so you can stay right on top of the Brett Farve watch every fucking day. I’ll follow NFL offseason again when that idiot is finally gone.

» TimNaehringSaysSo said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:24 }

Amen, Bruschi.

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:11 }

He’s got nothin on The Shwartz.

» Dr. Van Nostrand said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:14 }

Pokey Reese said: { Jul 2, 2009 – 01:07:28 }
i wonder what they did with those 32 inch tvs

valuable for the late rounder/fringe guys, but the higher picks throw that shit in the trash

32inchers = bathroom tv’s. nothing like sportscenter in HD while dropping a heater.

» tuffnutz said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:19 }

The schwartz or the Schwabb?

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 01:07:31 }

Jim Shwartz, LIONS HC.

» Deke Zucker said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 02:07:06 }

413isdaplacetobe said: { Jul 2, 2009 – 01:07:58 }

I’m just gonna throw this out there right now…..Week 1 prediction …….Pats 77 Bills 3….Brady has 9 TD’s

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Don’t you think you’re being a bit generous here? After all, this is Buffalo we’re talking about. No way they score 3 points.

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 02:07:45 }

Wonderlic Test 2009

Matt Stafford, emerged as one of the winners with a score of 38 out of a possible 50. University of Florida prospect Percy Harvin was among the losers with a score of 12.

which one swims?

» titto1210 said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 06:07:55 }

patriots havn’t won a superbowl in 4 years

» isuck said: { Jul 2, 2009 - 06:07:19 }

he’s playing that 3-D chess that Mr. Spock used to play…..I Loved that comment…classic!

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