PawSox Player Leaves Tickets for Erin Andrews For 3 Straight Years
Sporting News – There are many ways to woo your lady love, but none is more romantic than holding aside a ticket for her (without her knowing) at the ballpark where your minor league team plays. And I don’t mean once or twice. I mean putting aside a ticket pretty much every home game for three years…. In the case of Daniel Nava, player for the Class AAA Pawtucket Red Sox, it was the less fanciful latter option to get the attention of his beloved, ESPN’s Erin Andrews. But, hey, if it ends up working, I doubt he’d much complain.
I’m sure Daniel Nava will take more than his share of grief over this. There’ll be people lining up to attack him for being audacious enough to think the hottest piece of ass in the world of sports will pass up the chance to bang millionaire ballplayers, superstar recording artists, movie stars or me, just to go chasing after some career minor leaguer who spends half his life rattling around on buses between Raleigh-Durham and Lehigh Valley. But me? I admire Danial Nava. A kid with this kind of spirit can drink from my canteen any time. It’s this kind of faith that made a skinny kid from San Diego think he could hit .400, a team that was down 3 games to none believe they could win it all, and a pasty faced, creepy billionaire think he could find true love.
Don’t stop believin’, Daniel Nava. May you someday drink champagne out of Erin Andrews’ belly button in the World Series champions’ locker room.
Editors Note
There is no way that Erin Andrews doesn’t show up now with all the national attention this story is getting. This is right up her alley. Oh what somebody likes little old me and think I’m hot? Oh shucks. I guess I’ll show up with my shaved box and fuck him.
“Oh what somebody likes little old me and think I’m hot? Oh shucks. I guess I’ll show up with my shaved box and fuck him.”
That destroys the shit out of your Jordan/Minor analogy.
I’ve been leaving a ticket aside for Erin, to get into my pants party… to date she has been a no show.
“A kid with this kind of spirit can drink from my canteen any time.”
Felching invite.
Like a real life Rudy, only baseball. And actually doing well.
364/479/568 in 32 games at AA
“Initially cut as a walk on at Santa Clara, Nava went to JuCo and excelled, ultimately returning to Santa Clara for his senior season. He went undrafted and again proved the doubters wrong by doing extremely well in independent baseball in 2007, earning the spot as Baseball America’s #1 independent prospect. He then proceeded to win the California League batting crown in 2008, albeit at the age of 25. Following an early-season injury in 2009, he went on to dominate the Carolina League and the Eastern League in limited at bats. ”
-Sox Prospects
Stop calling yourself an “editor” poop dick.
kinda smart but not especially original:
“players name” – Daniel Nava
“leaving tickets for” – Erin Andrews
Truly priceless and newsworthy:
“player name” – Daniel Nava
“leaving tickets for” – Poop Dick
Seriously, does anybody know where I can get that video?
Erin Andrews has a kid, she has dropped like a rock in my book. No way she shows up Jerry. AAA? C’mon…
Now if Jacoby starts leaving her tickets she’ll be there in a bat of an eye.
Hottest piece of ass in the world of sports? Maybe, but Charissa Thompson is giving her one hell of a run for her money.
http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=24322.0
“Seriously, does anybody know where I can get that video?”
Spankwire bro….in the celebrity section.
She will come running to this kids game like a hick running for the dinner bell, she knows that this means that someone will be talking about her for another 15 minutes…either that or just hire some poor bastard to film her naked again…I’m hoping for the latter
she doesnt have a fucking kid.
Great Links all around from both Urlacher (informative) and Jerry (hilarious). I think Jerry’s on fire today…
Numero Two
“”The thing that I was most upset about is I felt she was mocking a situation,” she said. “As a mother and a woman, I’m disappointed she went there.”"
- Erin Andrews talking about Hasselback
In other words Hasselback is a mother and a woman, not the shapely Miss Andrews.
Sir Loin,
She is the on-ice darling for VS during the playoffs. Does a little NFL work too.
Daniel Nava is the modern day Squints…Didnt he end up getting Wendy Peffercorn???
Also, the two new Big Ten sideline reporters: Ashley Russell
http://www.irishroundtable.com/?p=829
JT – Does it ever get annoying that after you compose these masterpieces, Pres pops in and composes three lines he calls an “Editor’s Note” at the end of every piece you produce, essentially putting a stamp of shit at the end of a dozen-plus lines of gold?
Don’t ever count out Daniel Nava. He graduated high school at 5’5″, 145lbs and didn’t get drafted and couldn’t get a scholarship. He goes to Santa Clara for two years without playing baseball. He has to drop out because he can’t afford the tuition.
So he gets a tryout with a JuCo four years after HS – and rakes, gets a scholarship with Santa Clara – and rakes, goes to the Independent League – and rakes, gets drafted by the Sox and plays A,AA, and AAA ball – and rakes, putting up an OPS of 1.000 wherever he’s been (or just under it).
So yeah, he’s 27 and a minor leaguer. But bottom line – he’ll be in a Sox uniform by September and assfucking Andrews in less than a year.
“Numero Two said: { May 21, 2010 – 03:05:31 }
Erin Andrews has a kid…”
People on this site really need to work on reading comprehension.
Who is this guy, Ricky Bobby?