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PEABODY — A masseuse at a Bourbon Street massage parlor pleaded not guilty yesterday to a charge she offered to perform a sex act on an undercover detective in exchange for money. The investigation at Asian Massage Therapy at 2 Bourbon St., began following an anonymous tip to police by a mother who said her 20-year-old son and his friend received oral sex from a masseuse at Asian Massage. Detective Lt. John McCorry went undercover on Friday when he scheduled a visit for a massage. In his report, McCorry wrote that a woman at the business said “she had a nice-looking girl with long hair to take care of (him).” He paid $90. After taking a shower, police said Chu began massaging McCorry’s back and then had him turn around, removed a sheet and asked what he wanted massaged next. “She looked at my groin area and pointed. She smiled and made a motion with her hand,” McCorry wrote. McCorry told the woman he didn’t understand and she made the motion again and said “You give me a nice tip,” according to the report. McCorry then got off the massage table, called dispatchers to have Detective Sgt. Thomas O’Keefe and Detective Douglas Marcus, who were waiting nearby, to move in to assist in the arrest.

 

First things first. I’d like to find these two 20 year old kids who tattled to their mother about getting head at an Asian Massage Parlor and kick them in the fucking junk. Seriously what the fuck is that all about? Since when did getting blown at Bourbon Street become dinner table conversation? I mean how selfish can you be? Be a professional for once and learn how to pay for sex the right way. You don’t talk to your mother about it. God damn rookies screwing it up for everybody else.

Regardless I don’t even think these sluts broke the law. I’m pretty sure when you step into an Asian Massage Parlor that’s like stepping onto sovereign territory anyway. Kind of like international waters in that regard. So Gambling, prostitution, sushi and all that shit becomes legal. At least I’m pretty sure that’s how it works. So nice try Johnny Law, but no way this sticks. Plus it was entrapment anyway.  The masseuse just looked at your cock and made the jerk off motion. Maybe she was testing you? Seeing how far you’d go? Ever think of that? Case dismissed.