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56 Responses to Peace Out Bitches…I’ll See You When I See You….

1. 
   by wolf bait on October 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm

   That first lady will learn the dance before she gets out on floor.
2. 
   by joeypatsfan on October 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm

   Towel Head guy says “Bitch I get the first bite of the effing cake bitch”
3. 
   by deez on October 2, 2009 at 2:16 pm

   have fun and congrats!
4. 
   by Avox on October 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm

   Congratz prez best wishes!
5. 
   by murdz31 on October 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm

   Congrats bro, and good luck tryin to get a blow job the rest of your life
6. 
   by Baskee on October 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm

   Congrats Pres, best wishes man.
7. 
   by good_times on October 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm

   Are these the same actors in the famous “Swimming Pool Party” series of videos??
8. 
   by dayman08 on October 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm

   congrats el premier.

   i give it 6 months before the first lady is knocked up.
9. 
   by Mark Price on October 2, 2009 at 2:36 pm

   congrats EP.
10. 
    by Scott Zolak on October 2, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    You’ll never get a blow job or fuck again. From here on out its fellatio and making love. Congratulations. One vagina for the rest of your life, way to think it through.
11. 
    by andygee71 on October 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Welcome to married life el pres. Enjoy having your cock put in a jar on the shelf. Maybe on your birthday the missus will take it down so you can look at it! No touching!!
12. 
    by jacobys arm sleeve on October 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Greeks…. again ??
    WTF
13. 
    by jacobys arm sleeve on October 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Oh yeah, my condolences on your wedding, El Pres.
14. 
    by theteeboxusa on October 2, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Being married sucks you are stupid to go thru with it.

    Best wishes!!!
15. 
    by WestCoast on October 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    It’s not too late…. RUN.

    I mean whats the point of being the smut peddlar king of the eastern sea board if you can’t taste the dinner?
16. 
    by CoachK25 on October 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    good luck and everything….but jesus, if you don’t leave we can’t say good bye…
17. 
    by moooooog35 on October 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Congrats and good luck.

    In 8 months, though, you’ll be looking down at your shriveled black dick that slightly resembles one of those little peppers you get in Chinese food and your blue raisin balls going “what the fuck was I thinking?!?”

    You’ve been warned.
18. 
    by theteeboxusa on October 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    I am serious being married really sucks.

    My wife is pretty hot and does not nag that much (compared to other wives) and it still sucks.
19. 
    by hattori hanzo on October 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Good luck EP. Nice footage of Saddam’s wedding.
20. 
    by jacobys arm sleeve on October 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    OK. I’ll ask…
    Moog, why would his dick be shriveled and black ?
21. 
    by murph1029 on October 2, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    All I am seeing here is a big, fat, plain, white box…

    Oh wait, that is marriage in a nutshell!
22. 
    by bradymancrush on October 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    A rainy weekend in Newport…..fitting for a funeral/wedding.

    Remember after you’re married you can still leave…..it’s when she squirts out a puppy then you’re fucked.

    (meterial credit to Louis CK)
23. 
    by bradymancrush on October 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Good example of what EP has coming….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14&feature=youtube_gdata
24. 
    by jacobys arm sleeve on October 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    TeeBox, we’re on the same page. My wife is really hot. In fact, after 3 kids and 10 years of marriage, she still turns heads. She clocks in at about a 6 or 7 on the nago-meter, but overall she’s pretty cool. That being said, the marriage thing sucks big time. This is what really bugs me…. She walks around the house naked all the time and when I come looking for a piece, it’s like “I’m too tired” or “maybe tomorrow”. Fuck this. I just wind up cranking it quite often…
    On second thought, she sucks !!!
25. 
    by Bruschimancrush on October 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Keep your procastination going at my buddys page, boozeworthy.com

    one about a device that fakes Middle Easternhusbands into thinkinng they’re bride is stilla virgin.
26. 
    by Burch on October 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Congrats EP!! Look forward to hearing all about it!!
27. 
    by Dale Sturtevant on October 2, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Congrats and good luck pres.
    Vaya Con Dios!
28. 
    by The-Viking on October 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    jacobys arm sleeve – Sorry about your wife. I will try to let her get some rest so she can sit on you for a minute or two when you get home.
29. 
    by JonathanPapelbong on October 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Viva La Stool, and Congrats El P!
30. 
    by jacobys arm sleeve on October 2, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Viking – You’re a good man, thank you.
31. 
    by blackboxsuk on October 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    one vagina for the rest of your life, way to think it out
32. 
    by The-Viking on October 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    How can NO stoolie have come up with some good pics of the first lady yet?
33. 
    by EnronCFO on October 2, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    First Lady’s facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/people/Renee-Satterthwaite/1092507381
34. 
    by EnronCFO on October 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Enjoy your new Pinot noir glasses EP, be sure you don’t confuse them with the Fume Blanc glasses.

    http://bloomingdales.weddingchannel.com/gvr/guestregistrydetail.action?retailer_registry_uid=310445037&listby=dept
35. 
    by TonyTwotoes on October 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Hey Jacoby relax with the tooting your own horn about having a hot loose-vaged wife
36. 
    by CoachK25 on October 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    if your hot wives are “wearing you down”, then we know who owns the sacks in the relationships as well…
37. 
    by CoachK25 on October 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    and I don’t mean wearing you down as a compliment
38. 
    by DSully2001 on October 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Go get’em EP. We need some dance moves out there. Being married does suck.
39. 
    by LarryJoeBird on October 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I thought for sure this was an easy one….

    “HOW CAN SHE BITE………..HOW CAN SHE BITE”
40. 
    by The-Viking on October 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I’d say prove it if you think you have a hot wife. But on this site you could be married to Jessica Alba and some of these keyboard commando’s would tell you she’s a slag.
41. 
    by theteeboxusa on October 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    jacobys arm sleeve ,

    That is nothing I cannot even get good crank time.

    It is my dumbass fault though everyone told me it sucks, I knew it was going to suck and I did it anyway.
42. 
    by kale on October 2, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Congrats EP, good luck bro.
43. 
    by theteeboxusa on October 2, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    The-Viking

    I consider my wife’s hotness in relation to me. Overall she is a solid 6 maybe a 7, but for me that is like scoring an 11 or 12.

    She married down looks wise that is for sure, lucky for her I am a hairy binge drinker of average hight, about 20 lbs overweight and have no personality.
44. 
    by The-Viking on October 2, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Teebox – I hear ya man. I think my Wife looks like a poor man’s Kim Kardashian. I also am a hairy binge drinking buffoon and overweight but with her people think I got something going for me lol. And F it, it’s all about what you think of your old lady, not everyone else.
45. 
    by bradymancrush on October 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Teebox…..are you me???
46. 
    by Eric Cartman on October 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    El Pres…here’s some advice i live by, courtesy of the late, great Benny Hill. When asked why he never married, he said “Why buy a book, when there’s a free, lending library in the town?”
47. 
    by Chrispyc10 on October 2, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Congrats…..
48. 
    by collateral on October 3, 2009 at 12:13 am

    I’m pretty sure Benny Hill was gay, so he couldn’t have gotten married back then even if he wanted to.

    Good luck Prez!!
49. 
    by Frolf Pro on October 3, 2009 at 3:11 am

    Now we can all look forward to site never being updated outside of when pres is taking a shit or playing golf/fishing……cue the taps.

    Oh and congrats.
50. 
    by Weve Got Bush on October 3, 2009 at 10:55 am

    beautiful day for a wedding…hahaha…they say that rain is good luck though, that’s bad luck for you portnoy.
51. 
    by dirtydog on October 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Fuck your wedding. Where are this weekends LOCKS? I’m watching college football and want to bet opposite of you.
52. 
    by ftheyanks119 on October 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    congratulations, even tho i think this whole wedding thing was made up months ago when you were running low on blog material. Im gunna need some proof.
53. 
    by CptKballs on October 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    It’s like RAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNN on your wedding day!
54. 
    by IrishTrinity on October 4, 2009 at 2:20 am

    No wedding Live Blog? Slacking EP. Hope everything went well and congrats.
55. 
    by pedies lazer show on October 4, 2009 at 10:20 am

    This wedding is HORSESHIT!!
56. 
    by Banta-Cains Bandits on October 4, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Your wife will probably be the one hitting you pres you choad