Lasershow

 

Well this is a classic good news, bad news situation.   First the good news.      Pedroia loves Barstool so that’s nice.    It’s always good to hear that the Sox are reading the Stool just like all you cube dwellers and losers who read it.   Hell Pedroia is probably Freckles McGhee on the message board.    Now the bad news.   He thinks our Laser Show shirts suck.    Kind of cuts deep.   But keep in mind this is coming from a guy who god love him probably wore this Holiday Inn tshirt to meet the President when the Sox won the World Series.   Great hitter.  Great player.  Funny guy.   But who has the Milton’s sponsorship?     I do.

 

 holiday inn

 

Either way though here is my next move.   I’m going to try and contact Pedroia (not sure how) and redesign this shirt to his liking and donate all the proceeds to a charity of his choice.   And by charity I mean my bank account.    No I’m kidding .  Real charity.   Yeah, yeah brilliant fucking idea.   I know.  That’s why I’m the Pres.