Penn State Kicker Sam Ficken Misses Wide Right, Wide Left, Too Short, Too High, And Pretty Much Every Which Way Possible
This kid Ficken here? Worst game I’ve ever seen a kicker have in my life.  1-5 on Field Goals.  Missed a 20 yarder.  Missed a 30 yard game winner.  Missed a PAT.   Pretty much missed every which way possible.  And none of them were close either.  All were instashanks.  Just no chance from the second they left his foot.  Even the one he hit was disgusting.  A knuckleball that had no idea where it was going.   It’s days like these I thank god for twitter because the hashtag Ficken is fire right now. Literally the funniest thing on the Internet.
#ficken FTW
Sandusky’ll straighten him out.
He looks about the right size.
o/u 48 times this football season you use intashanks in your blog
those 4 he missed were like the last guns in the bullet, so to speak
i just want everyone to know im about to spank it to lex steel and evan stone and then facialize myself….give it up, im gonna pop my thumb up my ass FTW!! thumb up my ass FTW!!
They shouldn’t even be playing this year.
Just grab a kicker out of the stands like BC does.
I Jerry Sandusky Renee Portnoy’s pussy
And why didn’t Paterno take him out of the game?
His last name means fuck in German. Felt like this was more fitting than a gratuitous unfunny sandusky joke.
More like Ficken will straighten Sandusky out.
I think we found ficken-die-hocker!
Cut the kid some slack. In honor of the victims of Sandusky, he kicked all game with a dildo up his ass. Sure he cost his team the win but Pedo State can start the healing process today thanks to Ficken, the kicker who kicked all game with a dildo up his ass.
I’m flattered really you guys, but I don’t want all this attention. I’m no attention seeking whore like portnoy.
Instashank sounds like something out of fucking Halo
[...] To kick off Saturday morning, we got to see Penn State choke once again. Kicker Sam Ficken was 1-5 on field goal attempts (including the would-be game winner) and had a PAT blocked. Memes are beginning to make their way around the web, and crude suicide jokes as well. Just check out the comments on this blog. [...]
Sandusky never wide right
A video would have been nice with this story. C+ blog.