Sometimes the people in the blog sum up the blog better than anybody else could dream of. This is one of those times.

“No girls ever talk to me Jen. Fucking cause you’re sucking beer of Sam Snook’s tits…that’s why.”

Amen sister Amen. And as an FYI i’m not sure I really believe the fat kid’s name is Snook. I mean God is good, but he ain’t that good.