People Are Freaking Out Worldwide About How Awesome This Guys Wellesley High Commencement Address Was
Daily Mail – A straight-talking Boston teacher gave his students a reality check during their graduation, using his address to tell them they were ‘not special’. In a rant targeting modern American parenting, Wellesley High teacher David McCullough Jr reminded the ‘pampered, cosseted and doted upon’ seniors that they are just another person on a planet with a population of 6.8billion – and therefore utterly insignificant. ‘Yes, you’ve been pampered, cosseted, doted upon, helmeted, bubble wrapped… nudged, cajoled, wheedled .. feted and fawned over and called sweetie pie,’ he told the teenagers in the speech, published on BostonHerald.com. ‘But do not get the idea you’re anything special. Because you’re not. ‘Contrary to what your under-nine soccer trophy suggests, your glowing seventh-grade report card, despite every assurance of a certain corpulent purple dinosaur, that nice Mister Rogers and your batty Aunt Sylvia… you’re nothing special.’ Mr McCullough told the graduates that a whopping 3.2million seniors were in the process of graduating from more than 37,000 high schools across the United States. ‘That’s 37,000 valedictorians, 37,000 class presidents, 92,000 harmonizing altos, 340,000 swaggering jocks, 2,185,967 pairs of Uggs,’ he said. ‘But why limit ourselves to high school? After all, you’re leaving it. So think about this: even if you’re one in a million, on a planet of 6.8billion that means there are nearly 7,000 people just like you.’
I wasn’t going to blog this speech, but the thing has gone viral right up my ass and since it’s in my backyard I guess I got to. Everybody and I mean everybody is sucking this guy’s dick. And yes on the outside looking in I should love this. The whole you’re not special thing etc. It’s obviously right up my alley. So why didn’t I blog this until today? Well the speech was 12 fucking minutes long. It reads longer than a Thornton blog. I couldn’t even make it through the whole thing even though he is preaching exactly what I believe in. Just way too long. Using way too many huge words just for the sake of using huge words. And even though I know this guy is saying nobody is special I know for a fact he thinks he’s special. Don’t tell me to read bro. You read.
Bottomline is this. The one thing I know for in life is that shorter is always better. Say what you have to say and get the fuck out of dodge. Because if not you can end up like this guy. The message ends up getting lost in a sea of words. This should have been 3 to 4 minutes and out. I’m not just saying this to be a contrarian either. Here is the actually speech. I defy you to get through it.


“Don’t tell me to read bro. You read.”
Awesome.
you are such a fucking contrarian
Hahaha awesome Pres did you write this speech for this guy?
I didn’t watch this shit but maybe high school graduation isn’t the time to go on a dickhead downer rant. Fuck off, David McCullough.
The one thing I know for in life is that shorter is always better.
Did Pres do it again, or did Pres do it again??? Actually, no, he didn’t. He simply illustrated how easy it is to skate through any school and get a degree.
Wellesley in the house though. Love it.
This guy’s right. In fact, not only are these graduates not special, but nothing is special, living or not. Don’t people realize that someday the entire universe is going to burn out and die. That means trillions of years from now nothing is going to exist. So how can anything be special?
^I think blowjobs are pretty special.
@pedrofartinez 100% — el pres doing what he does best, being an asshole. And I mean that as a compliment, as much as you can compliment someone by comparing them to the sphincter muscle that traps and releases human waste.
You saw yourself on Jim Rome right? You’re giving this guy a hard time?
I think Harry Johnson has a future as a commencement speaker.
Renee doesn’t believe shorter is always better. Especially during ass-play.
There’s some pretty short and AWESOME comments being posted here…..
laugh it up you broke retards. all of those wellesley grads have the resources to buy and enslave your families and that is pretty fucking special indeed. this bitter $90k/year principal better go into hiding before a wealthy parent has him beaten for being a contemptuous prick
McCullough can commence sucking my balls with this speech. In fact, I heard 37,000 graduation speeches from pretentious douchbags just like it that also bored a withered turd out of me.
It wasn’t that bad. I was able to stand through it all and think “wow that was a great speech even though I’ve heard the same message preached a lot”. And he is an awesome English teacher. Wellesley ftw
A high school teacher is about the least special thing you can be. This is just some pissy old fag whining because he’s 55 and has nothing to show for his life while there are students in the crowd who will be successful and he fucking blew his opportunity.
Only good teacher I’ve ever had. Can’t meet the guy without loving him
OMG its hopeless lets just get shitfaced and fuck and watch sports all the time!!!!!!
i donno about bashing how long it was. it is a commencement speech – doubt you can find a speech on youtube sub 10 minutes whether it be from a brilliant mind or a nobody. he’s got a slot on the commencement program, gotta fill that shit up, but the theme of it is a performance, not drop some knowledge and get the fuck out.
A simple blog…from a simple man
I made it 50 seconds then went searching for today’s guess that ass
Why the fuck are these fucks laughing, nothing he said was even remotely funny. What a fuckass.
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