Sports Grid – But Rose does have one other thing going for him: a reality TV show. On Monday night, Rose, Playboy model/fiancée Kiana Kim and her two children, daughter Cassie and son Ashton, will venture into the world of reality TV as the premiere episode of “Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.” debuts on TLC. The show will track their lives, reality TV style, as well as the couple’s upcoming wedding. But there’s also a bigger (smaller?) issue at play, namely Kiana’s recent breast reduction.

Via Yahoo!: 

“He leans toward Kiana and asks, ‘What do we call those things, ‘His and Hers’?’

‘Huh?’ she says.

He drops his eyes.

‘Oh, ‘The Sisters?” Uppercase, proper noun-like.

Pete nods. Seems Kiana had breast reduction surgery five months ago and it didn’t sit well with the new old man.

‘I was used to them for 4 ½ years,’ Pete pleads, ‘and all of a sudden we aren’t going to have them no more.’

He sighs.

‘It’s no problem,’ he continues sadly. ‘She’s still bigger than most girls.’

She rolls her eyes playfully. Cassie stares into her iPhone. The elderly lady across the table tries desperately to hold her smile.

‘Like I was taking candy from him,’ Kiana says. ‘He was really upset. Now he’s used to it. He maybe forgets.’”


There must be nothing worse than signing up for big tits and having the old bait and switch pulled on you once the ring is on her finger. Ouch. That shouldn’t even be legal. It’s criminal activity of the highest caliber. There you are just enjoying some huge tits having a grand old time and the next thing you know the broad in your bed has average cans and your life is basically ruined. That’s not what we agreed on! We agreed on the big ones! The big ones god dammit!

Shame on you Kiana. Shame on you indeed.

Anyway, I’m kinda pumped to watch this grumpy old bastard’s show. Sounds like he’s miserable. Should be great entertainment.