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Any other ballpark in any other town in the country and this would be a bigger story. But because it’s Philly, people just aren’t that surprised. Hey, good thing the kid didn’t start dancing or something, who knows what would’ve happened.
By the way, Flyers suck.
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That asshole should’ve had a “I am a Motherfucker” T-shirt on if he wanted to do it right.
normally I feel that security guards take things a bit too far but seriously…how long are they supposed to let this bitch run around on the field before you take him down? Shit is non lethal son and if he didn’t want to get tased he should have kept his ass in the seat he paid for.
Macfunden- people have died from tazers, they aren’t completely non lethal.
They should have shot him with live ammo. Did daddy pay so little attention to you that you have to run on the field in front of 40,000 people and waste everyone’s time?
Is he wearing black spandex under his shorts? It would appear that he came ready to race
Who the fuck is BLT?
top pic should win some kind of award….just a great moment about to happen
This should be SOP for all sporting events from now on. This might deter these litter Abercrombie wearing douche’s from doing this and wasting everyone’s time!
The taser was invented to even the playing field between athletic young criminals and the fat as fuck law enforcement professionals who chase them.
Glad to see Narragansett ads up here……can’t wait to get rid of homo ripped guys yelling and posing
nomars love child?
Sure a small % of people die from it but ya know what? If he kept his ass in the seat he paid for he wouldn’t have to worry about it.
what would happen if police and security guards were in shape?
Looks like the kid borrowed Portnoy’s nose for the run on the field.
I remember seeing guy run butt ass naked from left field to 2nd base, slide head first into 2nd, then jump over the wall in center at Kauffman Stadium once. Dude was a fucking legend
Therealfag, I mean rico, It’s called taser not “tazer” you dumb cunt! And this jackass totally deserved to get zapped just like you do for making obnoxious and ignorant comments.
really? does no one else find it funny when people run on the field and dodge the security guards? i sure as hell do, though this kid clearly wasnt guna last much longer anyways
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5161474
Wow, I was joking about needing Daddy’s love, but check it out.
I was at this game, the crowd was electrified by this stunt. Ryan Howard was laughing so hard he nearly shit himself! Word is that this inspired Carlos Ruiz to call for the deuce, but Nelson Figeroua hung the curve and it was splattered off the right field wall… Phils relief pitching really stunk the joint out. Also, i heard that ‘tazing’ causes involuntary bowl movements. The other day I read the Bruins goalies needed training on how to properly wipe their asses. Apparently one of them had a Rash on his tuukas. I get the feeling that Mark Savard likes to play with his own dookie and perhaps Zdena Charra might like to make pottery using his own chuds.
story time.
taking a piss at a game a few years ago when some DB college idiot comes into the mens room. he is shitfaced, of course, and he asks the WHOLE bathroom if he would get in trouble if he ran on to the field. me and about 40 other guys got big smiles on our faces as we were shaking dry. everyone in that bathroom assured the kid that nothing bad would happen. one guy told him it was pretty cool because they take you in the SOX clubhouse and then released you through the players entrance. we all went back to our seats and waited. the idiot emerged and he had two beers in his hands. everyone from the bathroom was watching from a different seat. as soon as he finished his second beer he started down the aisle. he got to the bottom and hopped on to the field. he jogged straight out to wily mo pena and shook his hand, i was praying that pena would knock him out. he didnt but he got blindsided by some huge security goon and was dragged out by the right field foul pole. i dont think he ever made it to the red sox clubhouse.
Is everyone in Philly retarded?
Willy Mo Bring the Pena wanted to knock him out, but the kid looked like a curveball coming at him so he correctly decided that endeavor would have been fruitless.
Jesus 120IQ anger issues much? Where in my comment did I ever say he shouldn’t have been tasered? It was in response to what Macfunden said because people have in fact died when they got tasered. And are you happy I spelled it correctly.
Oh and you can eat a bag of dicks, real clever with the real fag, you must really have a 120IQ.
Anybody else notice that he pissed himself right before he got zapped?
350 Taser deaths since 2001.
Yeah, kid totally deserved the risk of death for this stunt.
Maybe, just maybe, if cops were not all lazy fat assholes, tasers wouldn’t be necessary.
grendall from beowolf no?
Doodootrue, why don’t you eat some of your own shit and shut the fuck up?
don’t tase me bro
JElls right on! Doodootrue don’t hate because we beat your Flyer sorry asses, do me a favor and get yourself a dictionary, I mean, eat your shit first then get a dictionary, where you trying to be funny when misspelling the B’s players names? Fucking lame if you were, if not then you’re definitely a dumb shitbird!
He should have ran at Chase Utley and delivered Mack’s letter to him. That was one of the best Its always Sunny episodes,
Hey doodotrue-suck a black and gold dick- They Flyers suck, the Bruins are not playing great and they are up 2-0. You got Curly hair Sue and Carcillo running around and taking penalties. God I hope the B’s knock them both out in game 4, right before the sweep. Our Goalie on the bench is better than any of the 6 goalies you used this year you fucking plug
Thats funny doodotrue that you bring up our goalies, you would lick your own ass to have the chance of one of them starting for the Flyers.
SI did an article this week on how no professional player in the US has come out of the closet yet- Have they seen Scott Hartnell? dud is the GAYEST looking athlete in all of sports
Doodootrue- your boys were embarrassed on National TV on Jan 1, now we’re stilling destroying your half ass hockey team. Yet you continue to talk? Maybe you should pack up your mom’s laptop and call it quits?
To DooDoo or not to DooDoo, that, my friends is the question. Its a poopdream to think either of these teams will advance past this round. Both are 2nd rate compared to the West and the Pens. Face it chud rubbers.
Bruins get swept in the conference finals, Cavs beat Celts in 6 and your shitty, smelly, diarrhea-like Red Sox finish in 3rd by 6 games. use your tears for lube when your wackin it while viewing Brooke Hogan pics.
Talk to you skid stains tomorrow!
spoken like a true piece of shit
Again, law enforcement … or ‘law’er enforcement’ as the Boston hay-seeds call it… officials are trained that they are meant for ‘life threatening situations.’ Cops are just crazed with them… even rent-a-cops. Kid could have died just for being a jackass.
Doodootrue, you’re a moron. All you do is type stupid comments with various references to excrement. You have a fetish with shit, that’s your business. Maybe your momma fed you shit from a Gerber jar when you were a baby and now you can’t shake the obsession.
Go join a Philly blog where you can all talk about the paltry one major sports championship Philly has won in the last 25 years (Phillies 2008).
THE REAL RICO!!!
“eat a bag of dicks”………………good Luis CK reference
if the kid had been a minority – you think they would tased him??
and if they had, think the media would have gone apeshit??
the answers to these questions are: NO and Hell, YES !
pretty sure he is a minority bags, you think he looks white??
I loved watching this. I watched it about 10 times. That kid got nuked. No harm done, just a good old lesson learned. He’s got a great story to tell though, all for the price of about 50,000 volts shot thru his spinal column. Taste it ya little puke.
I was in the pisser at an MLB game a week or so ago and watched some old dude who prolly spent his life working at the Ford Engine Plant or something drop some skinny little punk like this for trying to cut in line at the head. One second the kid is popping off at the mouth to the old man, next thing you know, he on his knees on a floor full of beer piss and snot.