“Play Like Your Fake Girlfriend Died Today” Shirts Now On Sale
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. Whenever Manti Te’o makes up a story about having a dead girlfriend die in a car crash it’s becomes Jew christmas at the Stool. I defy anybody to ever come up with a better ND hater shirt than this. Cha-Ching! Fake dead girlfriends FTW! Deadspin breaks it. Pageviews Makes it.


1. That shirt is pretty funny. I won’t buy it , but I laughed.
2. Today’s smoke is terrific. Hachie machie.
without a doubt the only shirt you sell i would even consider wearing… and i went to ND.. but like a true jew i wont buy it
Got an LOL from me, play on pres, just don’t mortal lock the pats this week and screw us all
Holy shit Te’o is digging the hole even deeper. He’s claiming he was the victim, that he believed this online person was real. Even though Deadspin pretty much spelled out that he was in on it. This is gonna cost him a lot of money.
I bet Patricia Portnoy is so proud of her little Pageviews. Overcoming extreme mental, physical and religious deformities to dominate the world of smut-blog inspired T-shirts. Slow clap for the slow blogger. Kudos.
Its funny but I’ll be damned if people actually buy it.
shit sorry, see I’m 2 stories behind on hearing Te’os spin. I’ll take a lap.
Her imaginary corpse isn’t even cold yet….. Davey’s playin chess
not even gargling your nuts here Pres, but that is pure gold. Not buying it though. Prob wont ship until 2013 CFB season starts
Win one for Te’o's fake dead girlfriend!
Wait. So this kid is a Mormon-Hawaiian all-American LB, and already has a dead girlfriend scandal?
Can I just vote for him now, or do I have to wait 20 years when one of the parties inevitably nominates him for President?
Aside from wearing a welding helmet, is there anything you CAN’T do ?
Te’o faked being a linebacker against Alabama.
Awesome…
Awesome…
I was bored so I went on stumbleupon, and it took me to BroBible, guess what their fucking background is?
http://www.brobible.com/gear/article/50-ways-to-open-a-beer-before-you-die-video/
Didn’t u just goof on Scal today for trying to get ppl to buy useless shit?
Over under for how many shirts sold has to be 1 right?
I hope the real Nick Kroll gets real leukemia
Is the money you get from comedy central for the kroll ad worth pissing off stoolies everywhere?
Buying this immediately
I’ll buy 10 if you take the Kroll Show ads off in 6 minutes (5:20 west coast, or 8:20 east-jew coast).
Notre Dame’s starting Linebacking core: Carlo Calabrese, got arrested with Tommy Rees for assaulting a police officer. Prince Shembo, raped a St. Mary’s girl who then killed herself. Manti Te’o, faked having a dead girlfriend to get heisman votes. Oh and don’t forget Brian Kelly, he killed a guy. And i thought the sec had all the thugs. Nope
Teo is a BUM but also FUCK bama PRO SPORTS> college athletics…….
@ Evil One-the welding helmet wins the day..shut the comments down.
someone already posted this slogan in the comment section. Pageviews will rip off anyone for more internet dollars, even his own readers
https://twitter.com/MTeo_5/status/271330237609021440
guy is such a fraud
Best piece of ass I ever didnt have.
Her real name was Fawn Leibowitz. She went to Dickinson. She was going to make a pot for me.
When the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Lennay Kekua
When the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Lennay Kekua
Brent Musberger just wacked off to her
When the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Lennay Kekua
When the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Lennay Kekua
Nick Kroll has ruined my last name for the rest of my life……RIP Krol
This..this whole thing is just fantastic. That is a word that gets thrown around a lot, kind of loses its meaning. But this story truly is fantastic, and this shirt sums up just how amazing this is. Roll Tide
In that championship game, I saw him make a bunch of fake tackles.
His real girlfriend was actually a tube sock
This tshirt is blowing up the internet right now. Move over, yo soy fiesta, this is about to become pageviews’s the bestselling tshirt of all time.
This just locks up Te’o to the Jets next year. Add to the circus. Rex will be caressing fake feet. Sanchez will be throwing picks to fake players. Cromartie forgetting his fake kids names. Jets winning fake games. Wait, no, they’ll fake lose those too.
Get rid of the exclamation point…there’s not one on the original shirt and I feel like im screaming when I read this shirt
how soon til gameday boston makes one?
Hahahah
I knew her before she died. She loved anal.
You need to make a St. Paddys Day edition shirt out of that and substitute “DRINK” FOR “PLAY”!
This shirt will sell less then “Ball Don’t Lie,” you Jew. “Book it.” In case you forgot where you’re from, Boston is predominantly Irish.
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hahaahhaa dude i thought the guy had way more game off the field…he coulda paid a hotline and had a better relationship
nope…he’d just recieve prank calls after