(EndPlay Staff Reports) - What could the future hold for Playboy? Think futuristic club: a zero-gravity dance club and a casino featuring “human roulette” – in outer space. The potential Playboy Club in outer space would also include a restaurant for fine dining. It would be a massive structure for fun and games on a huge private space station, all in sci-fi fashion. The space station project would be in conjunction with the space tourism company Virgin Galactic. “The Playboy Club in space will be on a station in orbit, like a cruise ship,” Playboy writers A.J. Baime and Jason Harper said. “Orbiting Earth is one idea, but it could also travel around other celestial bodies.”
So this is the new rage. Like whenever you’re in trouble or feel like you’re brand is getting old you just say you’re going to start doing shit in space. Newt Gingrich did it. Said he wanted to put a US military base on the moon. Now Playboy is saying they want to build an intergalactic casino. People get so hyped and start talking about how bad they want to party in space they forget it’s totally impossible and never going to happen. Actually nevermind. Breaking News! Barstool Foam Party on Mars coming soon! Shit will be tight as fuck. And hey if a chick floats into your dick agasint her will that’s just part of the allure of partying in space.