Foxnews – A morbidly obese Ohio man was in the hospital Tuesday after police found him fused to a chair he had not moved from in two years and were forced to cut a hole in the wall of his house just to get him out, WTRF-TV reported. The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates — including his girlfriend, who officials said fed him since he never got up — in a home in Bellaire, Ohio. The roommates called police upon finding the man unresponsive on Sunday. Officers who responded to the scene said that the man’s skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible. One officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to. Another told the local TV station he had to throw away his uniform after helping remove the man from the chair.


So let me get this straight. The guy who has been fused to his chair for the past two years and just shits and pisses all over himself and is so fat that the cops needed to cut a hole in the side of the house to remove him has a girlfriend huh?  That makes sense. Seriously I’ve never been more intrigued in my life.  I need to see what this lady’s deal is.  Just a quick interview.  Like why are you still with the guy?  What do you see in him?  The the only possible thing I can come up with is that he has a huge cock.    What else could there be?