Portland Bans a Guy From Standing in One Place When He Whistles. Wait. What?
PORTLAND – You’ll hear The Whistler before you see him. Some say he haunts the Old Port. To others, he brings amusement. But to Robert Smith, it’s a calling. “I walked around singing for a year,” the 32-year-old said during one of his high-pitched rounds of downtown Portland. “I whistled a tune one day. I don’t know where it came from.” Smith pauses for a moment, a large crucifix hanging from his neck over a football jersey. “It came from God — that’s where it came from,” he said of his passion for whistling. “God is showing me what I’m doing is OK. He shows me every day with laughter.”… Some downtown businesses and the Portland Police Department aren’t amused, however. Over the past year, in fact, Smith has been summonsed, arrested and taken to court for disorderly conduct for “loud whistling.” Smith is now free to whistle, but only under one unusual condition: He has to keep walking while he whistles. His whistling is such a shared experience among downtown regulars and office workers that he pops up in blog posts and online conversations. “He acts like he’s treating all of us to his amazing whistling show and that we should all be so lucky to hear him and his magical ability, but I don’t feel lucky,” wrote one blogger in a 2011 post to Thought Catalog. “I feel deep anger and hatred, because his whistling upsets my dog and every dog in the neighborhood.”… His goal, he says, is to spread joy. “I’m not out here to be the best whistler in the world,” he said. “I’m just trying to make people smile.”
The whole progress of mankind has marched forward thanks to certain great men with radical ideas of freedom that challenged the status quo. Men of vision whose beliefs in the rights of the individual were seen as a threat to the entrenched and powerful. And Robert Smith is just such a man. Those jack-booted thugs in Portland might think he’s just a public menace, but that’s what they said about Moses. Jesus. Jefferson. Gandhi. King. And like them, Robert Smith has been chosen by God Himself to spread his message of freedom to the world. Sure you can look at him like he’s a shiftless, lowlife slacker weirdo with nothing better to do but annoy working people, bloggers and dogs and deserves a good beating. But if it’s OK with God, it certainly should be OK with you. Because when one man isn’t free to stand in one place when he whistles, none of us are truly free. @JerryThornton1


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people who whistle blow.
Whistle while you work.
Wikked confused, what does this have to do with the Patriots or Brady or Belichick or the whole world hating on the Pats?
I would have him arrested for wearing the New York New York hat.
I would have more sympathy for this guy if he wasn’t so terrible at whistling. Obnoxious
I’m looking forward to the video of him being beaten within an inch of his life by someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning.
personally, it’s the religious part that annoys that shit out of me. whistle all you want, but as soon as you start talking about god…smash! smash! SUH-MASH!
Great blog.
now if only he put this much effort into getting and keeping a job instead of walking around with his leg brace looking like a crazed retard……
Everyone in Portland thinks they have a God-given talent.
I buy my medical marijuana on congress street.
Jerry you are clueless. That guy is the absolute worst. Just stands there and whistles and yells from time to time. And he sucks at whistling too. Just the same shitty note over and over and over again.
And I’ve seen him act like such a hardo when people even look at him wrong. Just nothing good about that guy.
Ps- you suck at blogging, give it up