Portland Is Getting A 2nd Chance at Foam….Tix On Sale Thursday At Noon
So we originally tried to do Foam in Portland in September. Didn’t work. Some people said it was because it was a Wednesday Night. Some people said it was because a lame ass competitor of ours went in first and their parties suck so bad that everybody was turned off by Foam. But you haven’t seen foam till you’ve seen our foam. Whatever the case may be the people of Portland have seen our videos and have realized the error of their ways and have begged for another shot to redeem themselves. To be honest I said no, but Sales Guy pushed hard for it. So here is what we are doing. We are giving Portland something that people rarely get in life. A 2nd chance. We’ve booked it for Saturday Dec 15th. Last shot. If you want the best party in America speak now or forever hold your peace.
Tickets for Saturday Dec 15th go on Sale Thursday at Noon.
First
The only way you’ll get a turnout for a December party in Maine is to offer free Allen’s coffee brandy.
Free tix for the zumba teacher?
hypothermia
Oh I’m sure this one’s going to just as well as the last one. Because you know, what college kid doesn’t want to drive an hour to Portland from their school? And they definitely won’t all be back home for winter break or anything.
no one goes to barstool in portland? pres: “why not go when they probably have finals and have to walk through 3 feet of snow?”
“Zumba skanks. Earthquakes. Fuckin Foam. And it’s only Tuesday.”
–The Dirty
You are a loser Portnose, go hang out with college girls
You are a loser Portnose, go hang out with college girls
You are a loser Portnose, go hang out with college girls
So when it fails again cause everyone will have already gone home for the semester what will be the excuse then? #jewishguyplanningeventsaroundchristmastomakeabuck
you stupid jew, is your money sniffing nose broken?
Find a new venue, man. The reason why no one went last time is because it’s at the Expo. Location, location, location. Put that shit downtown somewhere.
SoPo sucks the party is in orono 2.5 hrs away that grove shit could be f**kin Foam if you were not retarded