Syracuse, NYA Justice Center nurse was charged today with engaging in illegal sexual contact with an inmate in the downtown jail facility. Beth A. Ours, 37, was charged with one count of third-degree criminal sexual act, a felony punishable by up to four years in state prison. Ours is accused of performing an act of oral sex on a male inmate in the jail sometime during the month of April. The act is charged as a crime because the male was legally incapable of consenting to the conduct because he was in the custody of the Justice Center at the time.

“The male was legally incapable of consenting to the conduct because he was in the custody of the Justice Center at the time,” huh? What does that mean? Prisoners can’t consent to blowjobs from female nurses just because they’re in prison? That is the most nonsensical thing I’ve ever heard. His dick was hard, right?  That’s the difference between male and female consent. To get to the bottom of female consent you need to know how many drinks she had that night and what her state of mind was and if the sex was good and all that he said, she said nonsense. For male consent you only need to know one thing, was he hard? If so then case closed. Slam that gavel your honor, this nurse needs to go help Prisoner 5509 with his ED.

PS – has anyone ever had a hot nurse? I’ve never pictured an RN without thinking she’s a total smoke but when I actually think about it every nurse I’ve ever had is 50, morbidly obese with a mean smoker’s cough and a slightly better understanding of the human body than me.