(NYDaily) -- Kate Upton’s sexy curves leave most guys drooling, but a pro-anorexia website says she just looks “thick and vulgar.” SkinnyGossip blasts the 20-year-old in a recent post for having “huge thighs, NO waist [and] big fat floppy boobs” while including pictures of a bikini-clad Upton sauntering down the runway in recent appearance on the catwalk. “Guess who?! Yes, it’s the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it,” the anonymous poster writes. “She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic – and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit,” the writer adds. The website also slams the model for devouring a burger in steamy commercial for Carl’s Jr., which hit television screens in March. “I thought cannibalism was illegal?!? If that’s not a very different species of cow, Kate could be in legal trouble!” the poster writes.
Look I’m a big fan of Kate Upton. Think she’s a once in a lifetime smoke. But even I have to admit, these anorexic broads are hilarious. Like I legit laughed out loud when I read that Upton “lumbers down the runway as if there’s a buffet at the end.” Fuck yea she does that fat ass! Say what you will about ano’s eating habits, but don’t say they don’t have burns for days. Is this what goes on in their chat rooms, just making fun of fat chicks? Because that’s something I could get involved with. Just keep the pictures of your rib cage and 8 inch waist on a different page you skinny bitches.
Cue the pictures of that fat whore Kate Upton!