And people wonder why everybody fucks on Dancing With the Stars?  Well look at this slut Lacey Schwimmer!.   Just dripping sex off the fucking map right now.   Like I don’t care if you’re married, gay, have no dick or what.  How could you not want to bang the shit out of this chick?   And that’s before she starts grinding her ass all over your cock in warmups 24/7.     It’s just impossible not to fuck.   Impossible.