Question of the Day – Could I beat up the Chick Secret Service Lady?
I’m not even joking around here. Me vs. her. No weapons. Groin shots are legal. Titty twisters are in play. Eye gouges are encouraged. Anything goes. No witnesses. No rules. Who wins the fight? Me or her? I think I do right? And that’s not because I think I’m tough either. I’m a pussy. I know that. But I’ve always been one of those guys that thinks all dudes can beat up all girls. I don’t care how trained they are. I don’t care if they are professional boxers, MMA fighters or karate experts. I think I could just roll off my couch and punish this chick. Too much weight. Too much guy power. Like all that Laura Croft stuff is great in the movies but this ain’t the movies. In fact if I were President I’d refuse to let any chicks protect me unless I was fucking them on the side. Just no way this girl does a better job than a man at this. No chance. If you can’t even beat me up which I decided she can’t than she shouldn’t be on the job.
No, but you could probably beat her off.
She would break that cavernous beak you call a nose in 3 places with her first shot and you’d go down.
you might last 4 seconds
She would break your Jew chode off and shove it up your schnoz faster than you could say Oy vey.
Any chick in law enforcement = Joke
You couldn’t be an erection!
You go to throw a slow wild looping haymaker (a Skeens brothers speacial). She sidesteps. You miss terribly and pull a hammy trying adjust. You fall to the ground in a steaming pile of shame and ineptitude. She promptly smashes that humongous nose of yours to smithereens. Game over.
You probably have trouble beating your meat and you want to see if you can beat up someone who’s job is to protect the President of The United States of America? Get real bro.
“Too much weight.”
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Well, you got that part right.
Weapon of your choice to her bare hands and I bet she still puts you down quick…
hardooooo, Obama be hitting that. He love them white gurls on the side
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I’ll bet she’s beaten up tougher women than you.
She would beat your ass then fuck Renee and make you watch
No but you’re probably going to get a visit from the Secret Service now for hypothetically threatening one of their officers. Good work.
Answer of the day – Nope.
You know damn well you couldn’t beat her in a fight because she is trained in serious self defense. I know you know that yet still chose to publish a blog you genuinely don’t believe. How then am I supposed to enjoy it when we both know it’s bullshit?
F Obama
and his F Wife
You would get beat to death with your own nose after she ripped it off your face
Elpres hates black people
Chick does not look like she’s fooling around. And I’m rock hard!
This should be a Pussification of America Story.
This is direct fall out from the Prostitute scandal. They are trying to save face.
One shot to your honk box and you’d be bleeding more than Renee on one of her heavy period days.
I bet she likes it rough.
What a pussy, prez. You are seriously asking “Could I beat a chick in a fight?” Dude she is Secret Service trained to fucking kill and protect the president. No you couldn’t beat her, but the fact you would even ASK whether you could beat a woman is sick. You never ask if you could beat Mike Tyson because you know he would break your pencil neck with one left hook. You are the biggest pussy I ever saw.
I’m going to guess that the guy who nearly had a heart attack climbing stairs isn’t beating too many professional bodyguards.
If I was a secret service bro walking next to her.. I’d be ripshit that she doesn’t have to wear a tie! Fuck that, you want the job honey, suit up stat. And lets be real she’s in the secret service man. I’m pretty sure that’s like a combination of Navy Seal, and time traveling ninja from the Japan of old… She’d kill you
She would snap you in half and then snap your nose in half
She’d spin you like a Dreidel you pudgy kike.
boner
She would snap you in half
It’s troll posts like these that pay for Renee’s horses and gucci bags.
Dave, have you and Renee ever fisted each other? Be honest.
Otwisted you just made me laugh out loud – bravo.
Question of the day? Question of the year! Laughed my balls off at the blog title!
Pres, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and set up an exhibition fight between you and Ronda Rousey? Seriously, if you set this fight up, hype it, and PPV it you’d be guaranteed millions, and I’m not talking about Internet millions, either. People would pay top dollar to watch you get your dick kicked in.
Wrist lock, you cry like a child, fight over in about three seconds.
With your disgusting shit breath, just blow in her face, you may have chance.
Dude, she’d tie you into El Pretzel and then break you in half.
Where’s the chick?
death for you.
See, the problem here is that she has a cock and you don’t. Cock beats a vagina 100 times out of 100.
I predict a secret service visit to pageviews HQ very soon. better erase all the gay porn from your history queer
I doubt you could take on any of Arods girls
She would shove your ball bag in your mouth so fast (whether or not it was still attached to you), it would make your head spin. Please set up the aforementioned PPV bout…
too much guy power?? ha I know you wrote that a different way originally and barely caught it in time before you hit publish
That’s the chick from Fringe
That’s a man, baby
pretty sure any guy over 180 could fold her in half
Obama loves her cooking him his chitlins’ and collards.
I’m surprised nobody’s talking about Michelle Obamas bangs here.
fuckin rope city. so many fucking ropes. like an industrial size spool of rope. err day
she is aching for dick
I’m sure it would something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6X6o4CAqL4
This woman is trained and willing to jump in front of a bullet for the leader of this country. She has bigger balls than anyone on this site combined.
No weapons? You would kill her. I’m sure she is highly trained and if a guy attacked her assuming she was nothing, she could probably surprise him and escape. She might even be able to do a small amount of damage if she got the jump on a guy, but one on one, no weapons and you both know it’s coming, no, she wouldn’t last 2 hits.
Shebhas taken turns gettingstuffed by every agent in her group. So yes,she could kick you ass
She has taken turns getting stuffed by every agent in that group. So yes she could kick your ass. Damn fat fingers got me again