Question of the Day – Do You Think This Calf Tattoo Gets This Guy Laid?

ugly

That’s some fine tattooing…..did they use a bic pen, food coloring and a guitar string???

wait a minute is that El pres? look at the house.. it’s a mess.. it has to be El pres.

dumb

That hockey puck looks like an egg. Hell of a job!

why no 617? shit is weak

Photoshop.

Should have taken off the blindfold before drawing this tattoo.

he definately gets laid all the time by these people:

-200 lbs chicks with cam neely jerseys
-the same 200 pound chicks that wear herman survivors and flannel shirts to Pats games
-homo guys that sign up for Sox Appeal but lose out on the chick.

that clover sux balls

I could have done better with a box of crayolas

lame

It gets him laughed at.

Im sure he didnt get laid before the tattoo and he definitly doesnt get laid now.

I would rather have Michael J Fox give me a tattoo than whoever drew that piece of shit.

That is lame. But give him a t shirt anyways.

are you sure Michael J Fox DIDN’T draw it?

Why are there six leaves (cloves?) on that clover? How does that even makes sense? There’s 3 on the C’s shamrock, and that would even fit better with the other logos? WTF?

I think Muhammed Ali’s signature is at the bottom.

Simple answer. No.

that tattoo blows…especially the clover, where’s the BU logo?

Johnny Drama has better calves than him

HA look at the star on the patriot’s hat! HA HA HA!

The only thing good about this tattoo, is that it can be covered up by wearing pants.

If he wants to get laid by some white trash fat bitches, then yes it gets him laid. Otherwise you just look like a douche getting a tattoo on your calf especially if it’s a tattoo of a sports team. Newsflash, you aren’t on the team. Second news flash, teams change their logos every few years making the tattoo obsolete in not too long.

Maybe a stump job by Jennifer Lynn Willis.

Why is the guy standing on a chair to get the picture taken?

If that tattoo was well done then I’d say the guy might have a chance, but that is a piss poor tattoo, the Sox and Bruins logos look like a 10 year old drew them

It’s a sad commentary on bitches who would be attracted to some guy based on this atrocity on his leg. Word to the wise: this dude better soak in tub of 90% isopropyl alcohol after an encounter with such a hoochie. By the way, is that a leprechaun or a gargoyle in the center?

Worst Tattoo Ever! Better take a cheese grader to that while its still fresh…

98% of the readers of this site think that is “wicked awwwsum” and will probably be heading to Salem NH to get it this weekend.

I just hope that he used a strong enough rope for when he kicks the chair over.

bruins part ruins the whole thing.

and it sucked to begin with.

what is that? a 6 leaf clover?

» J Live said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:12 }
I just hope that he used a strong enough rope for when he kicks the chair over.

Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner! Winner! Winner!

Good one J Live, good one.

He obviously had good intentions behind it, but it really is a horribly done tattoo. I hope when it turns out that shitty you don’t have to pay for it. I feel bad for the guy.

And why in the hell is there blue shit on the baseball?

CLCR76 said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:41 }
He obviously had good intentions behind it, but it really is a horribly done tattoo. I hope when it turns out that shitty you don’t have to pay for it. I feel bad for the guy.

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I guess we know who got the tattoo now……right CLCR76???

Can someone fucking tell me why the baseball is blue?! And the fucking patriot looks like one of those things from Chronicles of Riddick. WTF?

As a female, I would say definite turn off. It’s too bad…that was a great looking calf.

This is actually so bad it makes me angry….judging by the comments I’m not the only one……

Calf tattoos are for pussies or someone who has run out of canvas. Might as well have put a little half-moon and star on his foot.

it actually doesn’t look that bad when you have your RedSox rally glasses on.

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Looks like he uses the Portnoy system for mail organization.

quick question..

When did Pat Patriot catch Downs Syndrome??

and whats with the standing on the chair bullshit..

Terrible

Why are we assuming that thing is a he?? My mother has the same bone structure.

Looks like he lost a bet.

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This guy is a fucking D BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way this gets him any action. First, what the hell is a 6-leaf clover? Also, the Patriot looks like he’s constipated. My vote is a minus-5

i gave your mother my bone structure last night

Hey Elliot, I guess your moms legs never get cold during the winter.. Looks like “She” is wearing leg warmers

speaking from a girls perspective…i would fuck the shit of him and make him recite b’s stats to me the whole time.

also, someone needs to tell him that he forgot to leave room for a terrier…

I bet that the odds are 1:1 that he has a mullet to go with the artwork.

Bradymancrush

It’s not me because I would be too embarassed by that thing to ever show someone.

Ish. If you are going to get something as “elaborate” as that, make sure the person is a real tattoo artist dipshit.

A calf tattoo? Was the small of his back already taken with a butterfly or something?

Fake.

if i could vote less than a 1 i would.

LEG HOUND!!

Maybe he/she should have mastered basic shapes before becoming a tattoo artist?

bwahaha

Jackass.

Judging by the kibbles in the background the only pussy he sees is four-legged.

The only part of me this guy would come into contact with is the back of my hand.

Judging from the calf, the guy’s in pretty good shape which wins him a few points. Deduct all of said points for him being either too poor to afford a good tat, or too dumb to realize the difference.

Either way I might let him lick my clit, but he sure as Hell ain’t gettin’ a full-on fuck…

calf tattoos are for pussies? says the guy who definitely doesnt have any, or has the barbed wire arm band. bad tat though.

Tjluke001 said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:18 }

gotta be implants.

hope he didn’t pay for dat sheeeit!

a tattoo of a cum stain would be better than that.

GardenGroveHeina…….

Busy tonite? grab a drink maybe?

This is the worst tat I’ve seen in awhile. And this bitch is so proud of it he stands on chairs and makes his mom take pictures of it.

I would never fuck this kid… There isnt enough room for 2 pussies in my bed.

that looks fucking gross, stupid, and gay.

Hart Lee Dykes–

You go trollin’ for ass on the Stool often? Funny, I’ve never seen ya’ around…

the kid who sent in the t-shirt design he drew in class DEFINITELY sketched this tattoo.

The six leaf clover? Looks like green eggs and ham. About the only pussy he’s going to be bringing in is the f-ing cat in the hat.