Question of the Day: Is David of the Washington Capitals Ice Girls The Gayest or Smartest Man Alive?

gay by a whisker?!!!??!

More like Gay by a 12 inch cock sticking out of his mouth.

im gonna say definitely gay. but take into account he could be bi… in which case he is the most brilliant man alive.

i just wanted to post something now so the time next to my comment would be correct…

he’s a cheerleader. cheerleaders are feminine. feminine men are gay.

david is gay.

Im pretty sure this guy owns both a penis shaped cheeto, a penis shaped potato, and a penis shaped double sided glass dildo.

If I were a bettin’ man, I’d say he’s wearing sandals in that last pic

Queer as a $3 bill. He wants to be stuck on a desert island with a DUDE, not one of his co-Ice Girls and the only song playing on that island would be playing because it reminds him of Will Smith.

Are you serious?????????????

im gonna say definitely gay. but take into account he could be bi… in which case he is the most brilliant man alive.
- quinby219 said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 03:04:06 }

i bet you wish you could take that back.

I think this is one of those reverse locks.

I say gay tendencies but strait

quinby219 said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 03:04:06 }

so bangin a chick while having a cock shoved down your throat would be “brilliant”?.. hmm..

This kid swallows corn the long way….

I also think that guy Emme is gay.

I think rachel is the hottest

gayer, and guys can not be Bi, only gay or straight dont let Rock stars confuse you, a dick in the mouth is a dick in the mouth

He takes more blows to the teeth than Alexander Ovechkin.

yes, the rest of that fag hag squad is rough looking.

Like Andrew Dice Clay said

“You either suck dick or you do not suck dick, OH!!”

Gay? Yes.

Gayest? Not as long as Adam Lambert is around. And not as long as somebody blogs about Adam Lambert.

» Bosox_nc said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 03:04:53 }
I also think that guy Emme is gay.

HAHAH!

shady, you going to sneaky root for the falcons next year?..

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong

“Other favorite pasttimes include: hide the zamboni and getting his throat tickled by Lances.”

here’s my order of doability
kelli
katrina
ashley
rachel
sarah
colleen
emme
elana
kristen j
adriana

Adam Lambert’s gay?

What? How do you have that ranga Kelli first, she looks like Rocky Dennis’s twin sister.

stinky, why the falcons?

Voting involving former male cheerleaders never turns out good.

Are you shitting me? Kristen T looks like she’d beg for anal after 15 minutes of fisting then finish up with ass to mouth. Of course, David looks kind of like that too…

Someone see how much he’d be willing to pay for a penis-shaped potato. There’s your answer.

well, they just got a HOF tight end that played for the team i thought you liked..

he won’t need a potato when he’s got hockey sticks and athletic tape at his disposal.

If you are a red rocker cheerleader and a guy……you are unquestionably gay. No way they could let a straight guy around sluts like that. Lawsuit waiting to happen.

gimme a hint. Is his last name Portnoy?

Honestly, and I’ll surely regret saying this, the Red Rockers are a bunch of pigs. This dude is the 6th most fuckable piece on that squad and I’m lowering some serious standards.

Click on that picture of Elana, I dare you.

that dude thier is as straight as pubic hair!!

mmfp she wants Morgan Freeman??

MachoMans Fanny Pack said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 03:04:28 }
Click on that picture of Elana, I dare you.

Once you go black….

That photo of him speaks a thousand words. Flaming gay!

Only if the Gerbil in his back pocket could talk.

Sarah’s favorite book: Facebook…. is that slut retarded?

I thought it was witty, but then again, I went to State Kollege.

Well he said hes part of Phi Sigma Kappa. i think he might have taken the initiation to serious or maybe to the ass. Either way hes a peter puffer

I would have to say Chicago has the best Ice Girls, hands down.

BUZZ MANDICH INC said: { Apr 30, 2009 – 03:04:03 }
here’s my order of doability
kelli
katrina
ashley
rachel
sarah
colleen
emme
elana
kristen j
adriana

Hey Buzz, I think you forgot someone… where does David rank in this list?

how about as WAKE UP with the Boston Bruins Ice Girls?

I would say if he wasn’t bi, then he should be… he could get the “I’m sort of famous” gay ass, then turn it right around and get the “Ice Girls get lonely too” heterosexual ass.. its a win win

maybe he is acting gay and 10 of those broads want to “force: him out of gayness. he’s brilliant

There’s a debate on this? It’s an open question in anyone’s mind?

Kid is straight as a Uturn! Looks like he can handle a 35inch louisville slugger with ease

Am I missing something? Assuming he’s straight (which he’s not) how does being on an ice girls team help him get ass? Whatever chance he would have with any of these girls would be completely diminished by being a cheerleader with them.

The question should be “is this guy gay or completely retarded for blowing any chance he had with these girls by joining the team”

Washington caps + Red Rocker Dave = Super GAY!!!

Gay. His guilty pleasure is french fries? And he would rather be stranded on an island with a guy? Gay.

get us that Rachael chick as a SSOTD portnoy..do it now

i can’t figure it out, which ones the dude..david or rachael?

theres one good looking chick in the bunch..sarah.

smarter than all of us – but there are a lot of butter faces in that bunch (not that id throw any one of them out)

Smartest man alive…they prolly share a locker room and a shower.. Genuis

Yo so David or Dave as I prefer to call him is my neighbor, I myself along with my roommates have pondered the same thing that you guys are all commenting on. I can assure you with 90% certainty that he is not a homosexual, there was that one time that he tackled me in his front yard but I can promise that it wasn’t in a sexual way at all. For those of you who commented about whether or not him being a red rocker helped him get in with the girls, he’s tried his hardest and so far it’s been unsuccessful but if their friends count for anything then I guess it is worth it. I mean girls like the red rockers don’t hang out with just average looking girls. So for those of you wondering I can say that he is straight. If you disagree with me then it’s probably because you have gay tendencies and you’re just wishing that you could possibly have a chance with a guy that you’ve seen on tv. So keep wishing that Dave is gay and enjoy your wet dreams.

He’s definitely shoving anal beads up his ass in that pic, while listening to Clay AIken!

Dave once asked me to go antiquing with him. I never put the two together until now. Thank you Bar Stool Sports.

Definitely not gay. Unless you considers fucking and blowing guys gay, in which case, yes he’s gay.