Quick Update On Wounded Warrior Zach Parker….Stoolies Raised 15K Yesterday And Got Him His Chair
NEXT UP – SSG Michael Mccallum
Reader Email
Hey Pres,
I wanted to update you and thank you for what you’ve made possible. In less than 24 hours since you posted Parker’s story, $15,000 has been raised. The track chair is around $10,000 so Parker will surely be getting it thanks to you and all the generous Stoolies. Hopefully it’ll reach $20,000 so that we will be able to purchase one also for our beloved squad leader who also lost both his legs due to an anti-personel mine earlier in the deployment and anything after that is just extra for Parker and his journey and Parker is cool with that they have been at the same hospital recovering together.
SSG Michael Mccallum was one of our squad leaders in ours and Parker’s platoon. SSG Mac kneeled on an anti-personel mine that was embedded in a dirt roof on which he was firing from during a large fire fight and lost both his legs. However, he is working to walk with prosthetic legs for short intervals and was able to greet us standing up when our plane arrived at the base coming home from deployment only 6 months after losing both legs above the knee. He is not able to spend the majority of his time in his prosthetic legs though because of the pain cause from the pressure on his remaining legs. Hopefully we will be able to get him a trackchair too to crank around in until he is hopefully up and running for good. SSG Mac has been an inspiration to all of us and was the coolest NCO I’ve ever met. He won the battallion NCO of the year competition just months before we deployed and was slated to go to Sapper school, which he would have dominated. He has remained optimistic through all of this he is greatly missed in the platoon. I just wanted you to know that I can’t express how thankful I am and that all the KO Barstool hags can get bent because you couldn’t be helping two better men. We all agree that they took the best ones from us and no one deserves this more than these guys. When this is all said and done we’ll get your some pics of the guys in their tank chairs rockin a sign. Thank you for this and fighting the pussification and PC police and bringing that stuff to light.
Viva la Stool indeed.
Sincerely,
All of us
Awesome. Just an awesome job by people yesterday. If you read this entire email it sounds like we need to raise a couple more bucks to get SSG Michael Mccallum a chair as well. I actually asked the guy who emailed me orginially about Zach’s plight to set up an easier donation page. One where Stoolies can track the progress. I feel like that will help raise even more cash because it’s easier to donate when you see the difference it’s making and watch the money pile up Bus Lady style. So they are going to put together a better donation page and send me the link. Once I have it I’ll pass it along. But just a great job yesterday by everybody who donated. I knew we’d get him this chair and we’d get him fast. Stoolies have never let me down when it counts. Again can’t thank these guys enough for their service and sacrifice and it doesn’t go unnoticed or unappreciated. ‘Merica!





America Fuck Ya
Getting his chair just made my day
“I just wanted you to know that I can’t express how thankful I am and that all the KO Barstool hags can get bent because you couldn’t be helping two better men.”
Well said, and every Stoolie agrees as well. Viva La Stool, Viva the U.S. and A.
Normally I’d say you be too scummy to put this article up. But I gotta be honest, Class Act, El Pres. God Bless America
Well done El Pres… & all the Stoolies who helped out !
Sorry to be that guy, but can we make sure this money is going to the right place. Him coming back is a little bit fishy to me.
Nice. SSG Mccallum, I got you bruhhh.
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Hey Ann Seibmore, run your mouth now.
Good shit, pres. Well done.
I bet this guy’s a paki in disguise
fucking awesome.. i consider myself a poor college student but I have no reservations of donating my drinking money for this weekend for these heroes. I have absolutely nothing but respect for these guys.. this legit just gave me one of those tingly feelings and i ain’t ashamed to say it
Call me whatever you want, but before I donate some money can I get some sort of confirmation that the money is going where you say it is? All I see is some half ass website with a donate button, and no mention of the wheelchair on the facebook page. Now as soon as money was raised you have picture of a different soldier that needs money? I realize there are thousands of veterans out there that need help, but remember this is the internet and people will go to no end to scam the fuck out of you. Can you do something so that I know this is legitimate?
We may be disgusting, grimey ass perverts, but when it comes to getting our Vets wheelchairs we come thru in spades. Well done Stoolies! Well done
get these soldiers back in action!
I didn’t even think about not donating. Glad I could help this dude out. First class job Prez. And your right, come crunch time, you may have the best readrers/ followers on the planet.
Dave:
I’m sure as hell going to donate, but I also need to know where to send the checks for your rhrinoplasty, liposuction, cervical-spine, and hair-plug procedures.
Please get his residential address. In addition to the chair, we should hire some hot whores to pay him a visit.
Stoolies, smut lovers with hearts of gold. God Bless SSG Michael Mccallum and Zachary Parker.
FYI, for anybody doubting this I didn’t just put it up there. I did the research. I talked to the kid who asked me to do it. I have Zach’s phone number. And the link was posted to his family’s facebook page because they want to prove it’s legit. Originally they wanted to give him the chair as surprise but they understood people’s hesitations about it being a scam so they told Zach. It’s on his families facebook page. The kid who set this up served with Zach. He’s not a computer guy. He’s a Stoolie. He had no idea it would take off. He was just trying to help his buddy. Now that it’s taken off a bit they are putting together a legit page just to back up everything
http://www.facebook.com/PrayersForZach
This is why I love the stool.
God damn I love those Stoolies….Now go fuck yourselves I need a moment. To all you wave jockies, mud huggers, zoomies and puddle pirates, thanks for standing watch.
Well, to be fair I also love the stool for guess that ass and the endless Neil jokes. But this is pretty cool.
You should fire Neil and put all of his salary into this thing.
Congratulations…you all just bought someone at barstool a new car.
Really proud I could help this bro out. Keep your head up, Zach Parker. As bad as things may seem, at least you’re not Neil.
@elpres – looking forward to seeing viva la stool signs coming in from outposts worldwide.
Much Respect to these guys, we will forever be in debt to these guys for the sacrifices they have made for our country. The stool is much more than a website its a fucking life style and I love it. Getting the troops back like a motha fucker….well done El Pres..well done…KO Barstool needs a kick to cunt like none other….Viva La Stool Indeed….
@carmeinemb82 = cube monkey with a little dick and a wife who cheats with aids mongering needle sharers
I am very proud to be a stoolie right now.
Now back to dick jokes and telling each how fucking stupid we are.
I donated $50 yesterday.
Snotboogie, hahah. Thats fucked up son
Normally, I despise anybody with a tribal tattoo, but given the circumstances, I salute you SSG Mccallum.
Now that you see the power of the stoolies, keep it up. With power comes responsibility. Ever think of starting a Barstool Foundation? Maybe donate 10% of you stupid glow shows to it. It sure would take some of the heat off you if you could say some was going to a good cause.
this gave me chills. viva la stool
Damn, didnt even get a chance to donate. Get paid friday, nothing to give till then. Pres you should setup a page to get as many of these badass chairs as possible then go around surprising vets, lord knows there are more than you can count of these fine bro’s out there. We were planning a donation party this weekend where we all would buy the cheapest shit possible too get shit faced this weekend while donating the difference(about $100 for me and up to almost $800 for my crew). This story is what makes me proud to be a stoolie.
great idea reneeportnose, would love to see mayor hayseed(who happens to be my mayor) and ko go against that. In fact I would personally go meet with the mayor(see him every wed at the local bagel place where he has his staff meetings) and rail him out, no one wants to be anti american.
Pres, I enjoy the stool on a daily basis as a way to escape from work while in the bathroom for a while, but I gotta say, this shit gave me a whole new level of respect, not just for you but for all the stoolies that pitched in to help as well. Keep up the great work. I’m seeing some great ideas here for ways to keep this support going and I have to admit, I haven’t been this moved in a long time. It’s nice to see that there’s still a little bit of good in just about everyone and we’re not all becoming numb and indifferent to the suffering of others.
Carminemb82, not funny bro. You definitely deserve a shot to the suckhole with a Louisville slugger for that one
neil sucks, but this is great. .
Excellent! I’d like to see more of these. I donate quite a bit to national charities like Make a wish and Autism speaks. I would be a regular donor to stories like these.
Carmineb82. I’m proud to have chipped in $50 for that “car.” Grow up pal.