Ranking The Brockton Prostitution Bust
BROCKTON (CBS) – A week after a Brockton woman took to the streets to protest a rise in prostitution in her neighborhood, police have made good on their vow to crack down. Last week, resident Suzanne Pocius-Ford began standing outside on the corner with a sign that read “Stop Prostitution in Brockton,” saying she was fed up. Each person who was arrested has been charged with a single count of sexual conduct for a fee.
Shit just got real like a motherfucker around here. Huge prostitution bust in Brockton. That can mean only one thing. Time to rank the skanks….
1. Kendra Jeanne Ross -AKA Big Fish Little Pond
Kendra Jeanne Ross of Brockton.
This chick just walks around Brockton struttin that ass like her shit don’t stink. Biggest, baddest ho on the block. She’ll steal your trick and not even blink doing it. Commands top dollar in Brockton. Only chick on this whole list you can fuck and not immediately puke right afterwords.
2. Jennifer Leigh Stooksbury – AKA Stooks
Jennifer Leigh Stooksbury of Brockton.
Kelly Osborne Junior. Always getting Big Fish Little Pond’s sloppy seconds. A real hard worker though. Crowd favorite. People chants her name after they finish like when Youk comes to the plate. STOOOOOOOKKKSSS….
3. Derlminah P. Mollenthiel AKA Rogaine
Derlminah P. Mollenthiel of Brockton.
Have no hair do not care. Not many places in the world where a balding 20 year old could be the 3rd hottest prostitute in town, but there ain’t many places like Brockton either. Put a wig on that bitch and she could make a play for ya.
4. Brenda L. Rodriguez AKA – Who me?
Brenda L. Rodriguez of Holbrook.
Just permanently confused. Some sort of brain injury at some point in her life. Clinically slow.
5. Elishia Scott AKA – The Intimidator
Elishia Scott of Brockton.
You pay her. She just scowls at you while you jerk off. Clenched jaw and everything. Nontraditional approach for sure, but works for some fetish submissive freaks out there.
6. Joanna Samantha Jarvis – AKA Julio Ceaser Chavez
Joanna Samantha Jarvis of Brockton.
Nose for boxing. Face for boxing. Should have been a boxer.
7. Doreen M. Caricchio AKA – Southie
Doreen M. Caricchio of Bridgewater.
Lives in Bridgewater. Grew up in Southie. Never shuts up about it. Mid blow job she’ll be telling you how she knew Whitey Bulger. We get it. Southie sluts are the best.
8. Ashleigh Anne Simpson – AKA Proactiv
Ashleigh Anne Simpson, homeless.
BAM!
Oh wait…I meant GASP! Seriously though. This homeless chick? No bueno.
Scrolled down to see the last one and almost lost my lunch. Nasty.
dibs galore.
Facecrabs mans the gloryhole.
mom?
Acne? Herpes? What the fuck is all over her?
Is this the job blackdude claims he has?
I think #8 has small pox
well looks like blackdude will never get laid again
im pretty sure number 5 is denzel washington in a wig
AKA-Proactiv… gold
I threw up in my mouth a little and I wasn’t even drinking any
Not with your dick
My God this was hilarious. More of this, less of gay guys making out in the park.
#8 looks like she’s been hit in the head with a pillow case full of meth pipes. Buyer.
Question: What’s Barnie Frank’s favorite road sign on the Cape?
“Entering Dennis”
Last girl def on meth
No. 8 is a “Before” picture for so many different things
Would love to see the reaction of those dudes on Cathouse if this was the squad on duty.
Would fuck a cheese grater while wearing a sandpaper condom before standing in the same room as #8.
@Dixon Sider: The Bawney Fwank joke was awesome.
I’d throw do $100 for a 2 on 1 smashfest with 1&2 on the list….even though 2 has the traps of a middle linebacker.
What’s wrong with #8′s face…..Meth.
Leprosy is in this fall season
i remember the 1st time i heard that Barney Frank joke…i think it was 1995
Woowwwwwww acne for daysss
Julio Ceasar = Hair lip up top, fat lip down low.
@rp; its all about context. go back to sleep.
next guy convicted of rape gets a sentence of having to F 3 of these girls, not including #1. that would cure any rapist, even quicker than chemical castration.
that has to be the most disgusting lineup I have ever seen.
#1 def got molested repetitively over her early child hood by an older cousin and trys to hide her problems behind a glass stem
#2 def was the ugly friend that had to be a whore so people would pay attention to her andit just got carried away from.there…
#3 dated a crack dealer and ended up trying it once….ONCE …. and thats all it takes….
#4 is the child of a white chick that thot she was spanish that had several kids by several different puerto rican men that abandoned her wich caused the poor life style to tremble and ended up on the streets as a sad lonely whore that fucks and does drugs to help her feel better about her upbringing
#5 is O.J. Simpson after being in prison for a couple years… He found out that prison can be a pain in the ass…
#6 crack baby .. Grew up watching mommy smoke crack and sell her self to random.men for more… Followed mommys footsteps.. All tho she hasnt seen mommy in years…
#7 is #6 real mom neither of them know… Its been that long…. Sad sad storystory
#8 played as an ashtray stunt double in the upcoming whitey Bulger movie…. And likes long walks on the boston harbor….
@dixon…squid
I kept scrolling down and thought Miley was the 9th prostitute.
Maybe on 1 and 2, besides that, stay home and fap, done in 2 mins…
#7 looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickles. Cunty that was fucking golden…A+
Is number 5 Winston from Ghostbusters?
#6 looks like the depiction of an American Indian on and old Bugs Bunny episode.
I will take a number 8 with a side of pink eye and a clearasil milkshake
#4 and #8 are ass-players. I was a customer of both.
#1 looks like Natalia Portman, if she get got an acting job. I bet #2 would clean up nice and is rocking at least D-Cups.
fucking typos… blow me……..
#1 looks like Natalia Portman, if she NEVER got an acting job. I bet #2 would clean up nice and is rocking at least D-Cups.
#7 Doreen M. Caricchio AKA – Southie 4’8″ – 230lbs
Loves anal fisting, bukkake and my darling son Topher
Great blogging, pres. It’s always stunning that anyone would hire these beasts. My hand is so much prettier than these pigs.
# 4 Brenda Rodriguez - Brenda L. Rodriguez, 45, of Holbrook, was arrested and charged with sexual conduct for a fee twice on the same day in a Brockton Police Department crackdown on prostitution the week of Aug. 6, 2012
Thats a player….how the fuck you think she can afford a lawyer without working?
#5 – the Intimidator – pure gold.
funniest blog pres ever wrote….must have stolen it from someone else. A+ nevertheless.
went to school with number 8, kinda explains why I don’t remember her past 8th grade.
Holy fuck, what a bunch of skanks. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Your rift on number 6 got me, spit my coffee out and I wasn’t even drinking any
I’d rather fuck a tranny than 75% of them
I laughed at this write-up more than any other el pres post in recent history..until I got to the white girl version of Bubbles.
“you see that girl she could scare a dog off a meat truck”