Rate the MBTA’s Newest Ad Campaign… “Rub Against Me And I’ll Expose You”
Boston.com — Transit police saw a spike in the number of groping reports on the T over the last year, a rise that coincided with a surge in arrests for indecent assault and battery. The increases came a year after the MBTA launched a public awareness campaign that encourages riders to report inappropriate behavior by calling 617-222-1212 or snapping pictures of offenders with their cellphones. The campaign included advertisements on hundreds of trains and trolleys with provocative slogans such as, “Rub against me and I’ll expose you.”
Well first of all I would absolutely rub against that chick in the picture. Damn, she’s fine. But more importantly, this brings up the age old question of when does a “rub up” become a “grope”? Is it the ass grab? The titty twister? Some people say anything short of a “Cleveland Steamer” is perfectly acceptable for the Green Line. Whatever it is, it’s a slippery slope you don’t want to mess with. I mean if we’re just talking about “rub ups”, I could easily file 6 lawsuits today and that’s just from backpacks, bums and fat chicks. Anyway, this whole thing just “exposes” the MBTA’s utter cluelessness when it comes to operating a public transportation system. Hey dudes, how about having more trains running so 5,000 people don’t have to cram into 1 car? Ever think of that? Unfortunately, probably not.
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Fuck public transportation. I’d rather bang a Craigslist hooker bareback than ride in one of those germ tubes. Now I run the risk of getting falsely accused of groping some liberal, feminist college slut who hates all men because the ‘freshman 15″ turned out to be “freshman 50″. Fuck that shit.
The whole thing is stupid, it’s almost impossible not to rub against or bump into somebody on the .
Mississippi Leghound said: { Apr 21, 2009 – 01:04:08 }
Need to get anything else off your chest?
Manzo sucks
Talk about taking her word for it. FYI public transportation in NH is the back of a police cruiser.
the way they let people pack into the train it’s not like you have a choice but to rub against chicks and let them know how you really feel.
Fuck the T and this campaign. Get on at Fenway after a game and count how many people you don’t tub against. It’ll be easier.
Don’t rub against…..fuck.
I liked it better when it was: Expose yourself and i’ll rub one out.
Manzo touches alter boys
Pokey Reese said: { Apr 21, 2009 – 02:04:38 }
Manzo touches alter boys
With his throat..
Please stay out of NH. We have enough massholes here as it is.
How about this? If you don’t like getting molested on the T, DRIVE to work!
It’s basically the same thing as being a craigslist hooker and complaining about getting wired tied and robbed by a complete strange you meet in a hotel room.
thats why you go commando with gym shorts on the train
I think the real question here is this: how can a chick tell the difference between you brushing by her and rubbing your dick up against her ass on purpose, versus accidentally?
I don’t like the sound of this one bit.
fuck, i’m gonna need to find a new place to grope chicks…
Well first of all I would absolutely rub against that chick in the picture. Damn, she’s fine. – Manzo
Really? I’m not seeing that at all. She’s not even close to even becoming a SSOTD
hey jdock..if it weren’t for mass folks, NH would be Maine..and you’d probably have no dentists in your town. go rape a deer.
i accidentally on purpose got to second base on about 4 different bitches on Patriots day