I can't be the only one that somehow thought a tornado was coming to Boston when that Amber alert initially went off on my phone
Hang Tight Oklahoma..She Wants The D Guy Is On the Scene @whooleythecat: @stoolpresidente http://t.co/M6i7OaX0f2
RT @breakingnews: Medical examiner's office now says at least 51 fatalities after tornado in Oklahoma - @CBSNews
Bruins vs. Wings for the Cup. Book it.
Oklahoma stuff is monumentally sad http://t.co/YuJvfPfPig
Take that you smug fuck Adam Schefter! These commercials used to be like my favorite thing on TV when I was a kid. I’m posting this one is because it’s the first one that made me laugh out loud since puberty. I mean Clayton fucking nailed it. Emmy bait all over the place.
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John “The Professor” Clayton is a brave and a decent man. He’s a pioneer!
Didn’t laugh. Call me when they dig up craig kilborns bones.
HEY MOM, I’M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!
Hey Ma, the meatloaf!
Neil Everett openly mocking Barstool with the New Hampshire “howitzer” license plate
Only thing that would’ve made this better were if he was in his mom’s basement instead. Bravo ESPN, Bravo.
says howzit
Best one since Arnold Palmer in the cafeteria or the Oregon Duck staring out the window.
Who gives a shit about this? When the NHL finally gets going…the do nothing Bruins are going to get pounded by the Habs.
How about them Red Sox? Boston really is New York and Montreal’s bitch.
I dont even think this is a commercial. Its got to be a documentary right? I always pictured Clayton in this scenario after his segments
that Habs? you mean the team that finished in like 10th place in the conference? please
@ole what the fuck are you talking about fellatio breath?
oops, my bad, the Canadiens finished 15th, as in fucking last
I always knew he was a hardo. Glad to see myself proven right.
He may be the only uglier man on the planet than you. No wonder you like him so much. Keeps your stock above negative one.
Sportscenter commercial was a 10. Ole…I remember when that chant meant something…all those years ago.
I thought his long hair was just a myth
Ole ole = Le blue blanc = goHabsgo, Same guy, just a troll, was outed by Rear Admiral as a Bruins fan trolling BSS.
should have just posted the video, your shitty blog ruined it. I hope you get ass fucked by a bare backed Magic Johnson you little homo.
Best ESPN commercial ever. used to hate this guy now love him.
What the fuck are you rambling about otwisted? Are you a forum historian? Get another hobby.
I actually just found out about this shit site from peckerhead Bruins fans that try and troll Habs fans on nearly any hockey forum.
This is the first commercial that made you laugh out loud since puberty. So, what’s that been, like 3 weeks?
The most impressive part of this commercial is the amount of research done for all the metal posters.
Death is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
Solid commercial. Still miss the days of chicks dig the long ball but this one will certainly do.
Its football season now, fuck hockey. Best sportscenter commercial bar none.
I’m glad they cut the clip before he began to masturbate to stat lines
i have a 12 inch dick
It happened in 1993:
April 19-A 51-day stand-off at the Branch Davidian compound near Waco, Texas, ends with a fire that kills 76 people, including David Koresh.
April 30 – Tennis star Monica Seles is stabbed in the back by an obsessed fan of rival Steffi Graf at a tournament in Hamburg, Germany.
June 23 – In Manassas, Virginia, Lorena Bobbitt cuts off the penis of her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.
June 27-U.S. President Bill Clinton orders a cruise missile attack on Iraqi intelligence headquarters in the Al-Mansur District of Baghdad, in response to an Iraqi plot to assassinate former U.S. President George Bush during his visit to Kuwait in mid-April.
July 20 – White House deputy counsel Vince Foster commits suicide in Virginia.
Doesn’t all that news seem like a hundred years ago? So doesn’t this :
June 9- The Montreal Canadiens won the Stanley Cup…and haven’t won it since.
Ole Ole Ole, drink a cup of primo go fuck yourself
John Clayton..you have totally redeemed your self !!
Reign in muthafuckin Blood!
I hate Neil Everett so much.