Rate the Newest NESN Personality, Leah Hextall
Inside Track – It’s been five long years since NESN hottie Hazel Mae bolted to the MLB Network after the sports channel refused to re-up her contract. And things around the Track Shack haven’t been the same … until now. She’s got big stilettos to fill, but we’re banking on Leah Hextall, a bodacious brunette, who, like Hazel, hails from the Great White North. And, unlike many of NESN’s hires (cough, Heidi Watney, cough), Leah seems to have some serious sports chops. The new girl from Manitoba comes to Boston from CTV… And, according to NESN’s breathless press release, she’s “an energetic personality on the air” with a deep knowledge of sports… Her grandfather, Bryan Hextall, is in the NHL Hall of Fame, and her cousin, Ron, who was an NHL goalie, is now an assistant GM with the LA Kings
The Inside Track can stop kidding themselves that any of us care whether or not NESN reporters know a lot about sports. We’re not playing Stump the Schwab here. That job isn’t about “serious sports chops.” And it’s only marginally about personality. It’s about looks, period. Boston’s a tough market. All we ask of our TV personalities is that they be stunningly attractive, dress provocatively, and have sex with our best athletes. It’s that simple. Those aren’t stillettos Leah’s being asked to fill. They’re Fuck Me Pumps. If we want information, we’ve got Dennis Eckersley and Andy Brickley. Just bring the sex appeal and everything else will take care of itself.
So what do the Stoolies think of Leah Hextall? I will recuse myself since I’m a major media figure and she and I will be Twitter following each other in a matter of hours, the way Jenny Dell and I do. Instead I’ll just welcome Leah to Boston and I look forward to a long and rewarding friendship.
PS – Is it beyond Ron Hextall to come after somebody and smash his KOHO over their heads if they say something too crude?
@JerryThornton1
(599 votes, average: 4.03 out of 10)
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Cito Gaston has a fantastic mustache.
She’s a 6.3
she looks like that gross chick from that show
I’d cum on her tits
Amazingly average
She looks like a transgender.. Two in one day prez you trying to tell us something?
Mouth closed – 7.5
Mouth open – 5
If she replaces Naoko I will never watch nesn again.
This woman is just an average plain jane. This isn’t stunning whatsoever. Mediocre hire. I want a slutty looking skank reporting my news to me.
she needs about 650 cc’s under the muscle. Aside from that she looks great!
Unless she asks mid pump if you jerk off to her when you watch sports desk, Hazel Mae has and will always have a leg up.
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Wait aren’t stilettos just a more sophisticated way to say “fuck me pumps?”
“my dads at home smoking chesterfield watching walter cronkite drinkin black label” hahahaha thornton your hilarious but i agree with you with the trade brady for luck thing……and wanting to be gisele instead of brady or verlander hahaha
and this chick has nothing on hazel mae or tina cervasio or heidi watney or jenny dell shes average bro, but the real question is who from the sox is gonna bang her first?
She looks like a big bitch!
Blog of the day, Jerry.
@gouldy possibly thinking of NCIS with that goth chick computer nerd whose always flirting with the guy from summer school.
Photo #1 is drastically out of proportion (in terms of hotness) with the other photos. Nevertheless, she looks like… a dentist? Or maybe a lawyer?
She looks like a transgenedered Parker Posey.
I would slip in her 5 hole, please tell me shes replacing Naoko
“Those aren’t stillettos Leah’s being asked to fill. They’re Fuck Me Pumps.”
This is the kind of stuff that keeps ua all coming back to your site great line — yah big nosed cheap jew.
She’s definitely good enough, and in my experience, these buttoned-up, prim and proper looking ones are the most aggressive in bed, will really bang you out hard, make tons of freaky noises….
Five head, chicken lips. Looks like even stuck up bitch in high school you wanted to push in front of a bus.
Is she replacing the chink broad?
For Leah and me- it’d be two pumps and a squirt.
I still think you look very lovely Leah they just got to grow in to you.
Already don’t like her.She looks and sounds like actress Wendy Malik, and seems to have that smug front-runner thing that Nicole Zaloumis had (couldn’t stand her, either). Miss my girl Caolyn Manno……