Rate This Best Man’s Costanza Pose Wedding Gift
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My friend Stevo got married this weekend. His best man Spags went to a professional studio to get a picture of himself in the constanze pose. Had it enlarged and framed…They are obviously huge seinfeld fans. This was my friend stevo’s wedding present from Spags!!! Its a instant classic. But where the hell do you put a picture of your best friend in his boxers..Back of the closet?? Maybe donate to a gay Bar??
“F ur brother Phi Alpha”
The only possible analogy I can come up with for this gift is that it’s kind of like a pack of Fruit Stripes gum. When you first taste it, it’s the best piece of fucking gum you’ve ever had in your life. But then literally 3 seconds later the taste is totally gone and it kind of just sucks. Same thing goes here. I’m sure when the groom opening this gift it was fucking hilarious and he died laughing. But then what? You’re just kind of suck with a picture that you can’t do anything with. Still maybe that initial laugh is worth it? Because truth be told I kept buying Fruit Stripes even though I knew it didn’t last more than a second.
And yes this is what makes me the 2nd best blogger on the planet. Nobody compares a Costanza wedding gift to Fruit Stripes and makes it work like I just did. I mean this analogy was so good the Hawks were slapping each other five.
Anyway time to vote. Rate this wedding gift.
(1,786 votes, average: 9.22 out of 10)
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one of my friends bought the costanza picture framed and had it for about 3 weeks, gave it away to another friend. now about 9 of my friends have all accepted this gift at one point only to try and give it away a few days later.
fruit stripe gum, solid analogy
Phi Alpha
What chapter SAE are you?
Yes, longwong is back.
Dont you dare knock fruit stripes gum
Yeah, whats with the strange SAE greeting at the end? The guy is a little too upright and he is obviously flexing his tricep to look. Still pretty funny though.
This is pretty funny, the guy even took the time to get all the details right, even down to the watch.
Spags>building19
well played
Spags? Stevo? What kind of grown man writes about himself and his friends like that? If he said something about being on the phone with his dad, I would swear it’s Bill Simmons.
Fred Garvin perfected that pose back in the 70s. I believe it was called “the snake”.
Longwong,
That email isn’t from me, but I’m from Penn Zeta Chapter.
El Pres,
Good analogy but the best part of the blog is the end. People just don’t quote Quinn Buckner enough. Nice work.
Nice Bosox, i’m UNH Beta 99
Been finding a way to sum of that Fruit Stripes thing for 30 something years! Well done! They gotta find a way to savor that flavor. Favorite gum as a kid.
You’re more of a letdown than Fruit Stripe gum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV_-O4nfT2U&feature=related
Fruit stripes has gotten nothing on those tiny chicklets. nice work none the less.
A true gentleman at work
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