Rate This Craigslist Ad – My ex girlfriend’s ugly framed gold ‘artwork’ – $30 (East Falmouth/Abyss)
My ex girlfriend’s ugly framed gold ‘artwork’ – $30 (East Falmouth/Abyss)
Date: 2012-09-27, 9:35AM EDT
Reply to: z86zt-3247829218@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Craigslist – My girlfriend left 2 months ago and this damned thing is still here. She said its worth $175 but I wouldn’t pay $50 for her AND her ugly picture. I took it off the wall and put it in the garage and now my dogs won’t go in there. It probably has some interesting history like maybe she got it in the infernal pits of hell where she was spawned. Maybe the eternal damned where made to look upon it in everlasting torment until she, for some reason, was let loose upon the earth and brought it with her to plague the living.
If you take it I think it would be neat if you sent her a pic of it hanging on your wall with a comment like, “thanks for the cheap pic, did you know its worth $175? Oh, and your ex is cute.”
Its about 36″ x 24″ (The picture not the Abyss, which is infinite in size)
I feel like the Fratelli’s right now when they had Chunk’s hand in the blender and he was telling them his life story and one of the Fratelli’s is like “Hey I like this guy”. That’s how I feel at this exact moment I almost want to buy this thing just to spite his ex and taunt her with it.
(354 votes, average: 9.75 out of 10)
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It is a self portrait of her… and those are his nuts she is holding. She is taunting him, buy it and do something funny…
then fucking buy it bitch. shit would be funny
Pres, buy it with your Internet dollars.
jmcgrat1 with the win on the first post
dem nuts!
Vigo!
That would look decent at the Golden Temple.
if you bought this, it would really change my views on the stereotype that jews don’t spend money. well, it probably wouldn’t but you should buy it anyway
Hang it in your office with a cutout of your Prep School face stuck on it!
You won’t buy it because you never do anything interesting anymore then go. FUCKING FOAM!!!!!!!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! FOAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Stro, his heartattack was semi-interesting.
Well Stro, his heart attack was semi-interesting.
Tell the guy that you won’t give him any cash, but if he delivers this monstrosity to Barstool HQ, you will hang it on the wall and leverage the Barstool empire to blog spite and vitriol upon his ex that cannot be measured in money.
+100 to the foam comment. Blackout parties suck ass and DJ Dante or whatever is even worse.
theres no way you dont buy this right..