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Prez,
A co-worker of mine taped this to her dad’s toilet Sunday morning – talk about a disturbed childhood… This was the actual note she gave him – no card. All of those stories/statements are 100% true.
Does the fact that shes from VT and her dad rarely wears anything but camo help to paint the picture of who this guys is?
I have no idea what’s going on here. I can’t tell if this is real or fake. I mean it seems real because it was sent in by a reader and has the local flair to it with the Water Country and Hanover reference, but did these events really happen? They couldn’t have right? Like I’m pretty sure if somebody dumped a bucket of garden snakes in the back of a movie theater I would have heard about it. And if these events did happen was this letter supposed to be funny or does this chick really hate her dad? The one that makes no sense is the talking Chinese at the McDonald’s drive through because he wanted Burger King. Honestly who picks Burger King over McDonalds? I’ve never even heard of that before. #confused.
Considering I couldn’t read any of that shit since the print is too small I’d say it’s an epic fail
LOL number 4 haha
#10 – Because every time I had a sleep-over party you’d sneak in and grope all my friends. Now I have no friends.
Faker than a first lady orgasm
Pay attention PortHeeb, if for even one second you thought this was real, you have some serious issues amigo. Not 1 of these seems remotely feasible, it’s obviously some chick crying out for attention from her daddy, from the Stool or from anyone who will listen. Thanks for that 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. And YES, it took 2 minutes cause I had to copy and paste this into another screen and blow it up just to be able to read what the f**k it said!!!!
Did she rip that paper out of her trapper keeper? She lost all respect when she wrote it on lined paper.
fuck you mccish, get glasses
haha BK is where the big boys eat.
not surprised.
Her fucken name is Teal? Fucken VT hippies.
I think she left a few out:
10. The time you showered with me when I was 16.
11. The times your friends and uncles would run a train on me for 4 hours.
Fucken cunt.
Terrible post. This obviously fake. No one gets kicked off every single waterslide. One or two and your ticket is punched. The snakes thing is such bullshit too. And the worst part is that are thirty something years old and you end your posts with a hashtag which makes you sound like a twelve year old girl.OMG LOL fuckface!!! You’re even worse than the bitch who sent this.
Who the fuck wouldn’t pick Burger King over McDonalds.
i laughed at the walmart being shut down for a week, dont believe that for a second, there are already mice there lol
Better question – where does one get a “bucket full” of garden snakes. Better yet, how do you sneak a bucket into the movie theatre? Finally – how did he get caught? Too many holes in that one.
Definetly fake. No one would ever want to see the end of Snakes on a Plane.
Gotta be a fucking Mic dad… The Irish are the worst.
Is it wrong that I think this guy is hilarious?
And I actually agree with Will I am not: Mice in Wal-Mart is awesome, I really hope this is true.
I might actually know this guy. Based on references to Hanover (NH) and Norwich (VT), I’m assuning they live here in the Upper Valley. Not sure I know a kid named Teal though… Funny shit, regardless.
you should see her sister Magenta’s list, she definitely got it worse growing up
Harry Johnson, what the fuck, world is coming to an end when you side with me on anything, you voting Obama now too bro?
lol and her brother burnt sienna the real black sheep of the fam.
fake as shit.
^They’re all just mad that their hot sister Shocking Pink got all the attention growing up.
@Will: Didn’t the Mayans say the world is ending this year or something?
The fuck is a “garden” snake? Is it like a pylon?
#7 actually sounds like a nice thing to do, what an ungrateful whore
Fuck of richy2181 I got 20/20 vision and it’s hard to read on an iPhone fag
Handwriting analysis says this was definitely written by a girl. Girls aren’t funny. This is real.
If this is real then i wanna get sauced with this bro. And are you really using #’s now? #suchafag
I can’t stand slut handwriting.
Who hasn’t done number 7? My father chain-towed me from 213 all down 110 through Methuen back to South Elm street in Bradford. Nothing more fun than driving without power brakes or steering and having to stay on the brakes to keep tension on the chain to prevent it from tearing the radiator support off the front end.
I can’t believe this person thought this was funny enough to even e-mail and that you decided it was funny enough to blog?? So much more confused right now…
PS blackdude, give me one reason you vote for obama besides the fact that you’re black and he’s black
all those things sound awesome as fuck. what an ungrateful bitch.
Definitely went to high school with this chick. And from what I remember her dad was pretty chill so Im gonna go ahead and say this all Happened.
#confused your a gayball pres
Pres has seen his fair share of garden snakes in the back of the theatre..possibly more than gaystoolie..
if this was real. its mint. prolly the same bitch who said she loved cock rammed and smashed down her throat.
zzzzzz. lame and fake