Rate This Guy’s Football Highlight Reel
This is the classic case of a day late and a dollar short. I mean Lucas Oliveira is a motherfucking beast. Just making freaking plays all over the field. Making squids his bitch left and right. Just shadow boxing in his apartment like it ain’t no thing. If only Belichick saw this video a week ago. There is no way he wouldn’t have been a difference maker on Sunday. Straight baller…
PS – You know what they say about guys who do pushups with one leg up in the air? It ain’t bragging if you can do it.



What? I mean this guy is obviously a difference maker. If Ron Wolf , Gil Brandt and Mel Kiper aren’t breaking down this guys door as we speak I’ll have lost faith in America.
He’s literally the only one trying.
Uncle Rico
Tallest midget.
Kid’s got closing speed for days.
How come we see him tackling people but we never see people tackling him?
Is it touch football or tackle?
And why are they all dressed the same?
Haha the football clips are classic, he’s the hardo that shows up for friendly games in the park with a mouthpiece, gloves and cleats.
I don’t get it. Is it an audition tape for a Roxbury flag football league?
He even trains his hair to be fucking perfect………….HARDOOOOOOO
#6′s tackling skills at the :52 mark are superb
gotta love “coach jeofrey” popping up on the screen at the end
what is the video for?
See them mountains out there? I bet I can throw this football over them mountains.
It looks like this asshole is playing tackle while everyone else is playing two hand touch.
seriously, is he trying out for a flag football league
pusssssssssssssssssy
1st ballot hall of famer.
Shouldn’t a high light reel be done in full pads. Looks like he runs a 5.3 40 yd. Breaking NFL records everywhere.
I love how this bros cell number and e-mail are up at the end…wonder if hes gotten recruited by coach Klein and SCLSU yet.
no, first ballot hall of flamer……
runs the 40 in 6.5 flat
I called…Left a message seeing if he was available Sunday for some backyard football. Dont think I’ll hear back.
What a fuckin mook
Patriots called looking for a dick head to take Ochos spot
If this kid had half a sack he’d play rugby or something. He is literally out there running over horrible athletes and kids who don’t give a fuck. Nice knee wrap bro. Battle wound?
Is this in Brazil, or he is just from there? Is this a joke?
Since when are retards allowed to play in a Saturday touch-football game?
If that doesn’t get him a draft ticket I’ve lost all faith in humanity.
I called, too. Told him we were throwing around the pigskin in the front yard and I needed a lawn jockey.