Rate This Michael Jackson Endzone Celebration Tribute

The Star - Maybe he should have tried moonwalking. Argonauts receiver Arland Bruce III’s decision to pay homage to Michael Jackson after scoring a touchdown in Wednesday’s CFL season opener in Hamilton will cost the veteran an unspecified amount of money. The league announced yesterday that it will fine Bruce for his “excessive actions” on his touchdown celebration, which cost the Argos 30 yards in penalties and earned Bruce special attention from head coach Bart Andrus. Bruce apologized to his teammates yesterday but didn’t sound apologetic following the game, when he said removing his helmet, jersey and pads before lying down corpse-like in the end zone was “a tribute to the King of Pop.”

This article hit the nail on the head.    If you’re going to do an Michael Jackson endzone tribute dance you got to moonwalk first followed by a choking sign and then and only then do you take your pads off and die.   Because to be totally I honest I’m not sure I would have understood this was a tribute to the King of Pop if I didn’t read the accompanying article.   I’m sure that’s why the league fined him.

PS – I’m not sure what our publishing schedule is today.   Jerry just told me he’s stuck at work.   Is anybody else working today?

 

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» 802Chives said: { Jul 3, 2009 - 12:07:21 }

umm, that guy needs to step up is choreography quite a bit, lovin the tribute idea but that was sad at best.

Im at work :(

» BosTonRuLer said: { Jul 3, 2009 - 12:07:35 }

they guy is a complete idiot…. pretending to be a dead corpse on the field is not a tribute to michael jackson…. he should’ve tried running up into the fans and finding the youngest child possible and then do something weird….

I’m at work…

» skizzmypants said: { Jul 3, 2009 - 12:07:29 }

I am at work as well…..

So do us a favor and post pics of that chicks tits from yesterday and any other pics of local girls showing off.

» GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox said: { Jul 3, 2009 - 02:07:54 }

A accurate tribute would have included simulated head bobbing on prepubescent boy’s penis. Fuck the king of pedophile pop.

» kaisersoze said: { Jul 4, 2009 - 12:07:43 }

That could have been his Elvis impression, Jimi Hendrix impression, Billy Mays impression, Bob Hope impression, Johnny Carson impression, Ed McMahon impression, etc, etc., etc……

» Byrd is BARBARIC said: { Jul 4, 2009 - 01:07:19 }

He probably got fined more than he makes in the CFL

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